K-Rino
Astronomical
[Intro: K-Rino]
Ladies and gentleman what you are about to witness is an experiment that will change the world
What we have lying here is what's known as a lyricist
As you can see the subject is completely subdued
He is in total physical and mental submission
The mechanism you see attached to his head is called a thought transferal device
It is activated by voice command
The subject has also been programmed to respond only to the sound of my voice
When I give the word the subject will automatically begin to release thoughts
One verse will instantly extract every ounce of lyrical ability from his brain
Rendering him a vegetable
OK everyone stand back
Go!

[Hook x2: K-Rino *played during intro*]
Rhymes designed to murder ya lines from the mind murderer
Time for blind massacre words be chasing after ya
I'm astronomical (I'm astronomical)

[Verse 1: K-Rino]
Unexpected disasters, bastards testing the master
Blessing the masses with paragraphs that will blast ya
To smithereens, the guillotine that fell from the mezzanine
Just landed but started falling back in 1917
By whatever means I'ma sever spleens
While I perfectly describe a thousand murders that I never seen
Your flow is comical, mine is astronomical
Watch the phenomenal writer blow holes in your abdominal
Then I'll plummet through the sky like a loud comet
Lyrics make the Sun beam thoughts that make a cloud vomit
Snitches lay next to shotgun shells
Once he dead man I promise you he not gon' tell
For the hell I spiked the Kool-Aid with scorpion venom
If some aliens attack, don't run to me for help I probably sent 'em
To take me out you gonna need a few more hundred men
One thousand is my ranking on a scale from one to ten
I leave ya staff guessing in the lab stressing
Paragraph blessing, here's a math lesson
Action, when I take your soul from you that's subtraction
When I split you in two halves then you a fraction
Fast or slow, it's best ya know not to test the flow
It's K-Rino, I'm colder than a homeless Eskimo
I'm a potential mental patient
A science fictional manifestation of another man's imagination
[Break: K-Rino]
Hmm, this is unusual
The process has been successfully completed
However, he seems to have more brain power than we anticipated
His monitor indicates that we can potentially extract one more which will double the amount of skill we are trying to extract
I'm about to attempt go into his mind and gather one more
Go!

[Verse 2: K-Rino]
My raps will shatter anatomical compositions to shrapnel
Twist you up horizontally, vertically and diagonal
I'm the scary one, paragraph killer copied by everyone
Rappers mangled so bad it turned vultures to vegetarians
I'm laced with flows so sharp each word places
Five slashes like a blade that made faces look like K-Swiss
I flame throw, you maintain the same flow
In cloud battles I make colored blood stains drip out of the rainbow
My life get to the point where it don't matter what you spice with
I'm immune to stab wounds, he kept jugging me 'til the knife quit
I was foreseen by an Ethiopian queen
Not in the past but in the future, 3017
I'm a live threat that survived 725 threats
You witnessing a prelude, the real me hasn't arrived yet
My rough courses are taught by unseen forces
In a cold cave with a witch, two leprechauns and a sorceress
I transcend, concentrate ya levels, no man been standing
With a cello on my chin playing mentally with my hands in
When he slept all you heard was mad screams
'Cause he was dreaming that he kept waking up from bad dreams
And each dream contained a hundred more dreams with different scenes
Prolonging paralysis with multiplied recurring themes
And I do it smooth, my epilogues making the music move
Twist your brain up with my hand and mash it back up like a Rubik's Cube
Historical, my eloquence is categorical
Travel through portals, the immortal metaphorical oracle
Made provisions to purchase ammunition and construct criticism
And slaughter kitchens where I mass produce apparitions
[Hook x2: K-Rino]
Rhymes designed to murder ya lines from the mind murderer
Time for blind massacre words be chasing after ya
I'm astronomical (I'm astronomical)

[Outro: K-Rino]
I can't breathe, this wasn't supposed to happen
He somehow reversed the effects of the procedure
Ha ha ha ha ha ha (*K-Rino laughing*)

[Hook: K-Rino]
Rhymes designed to murder ya lines from the mind murderer
Time for blind massacre words be chasing after ya