Don't you like what's on your plate?
It's not free
Shaking fists at this debate
Woe is me
Woe is thee

It's all for show, so please bake me cookies
The stage lights glow and we stare like rookies

Take your cause and pass it around
(Take one down now, pass it around)
I'm not fair and you're not sound
(Pass it around now, you're not sound)
Take your turn in beating the horse
(Take him down now, take him down)
Gee, I hope we're not off course
(Take him down now, take him down)

Don't you like what's on TV?
It's not free
We'll agree to disagree
Woe is me
Woe is thee

It's all for show, so please call this number
You'll never know, and you'll always wonder
Take your cause and pass it around
(Take one down now, pass it around)
I'm not fair and you're not sound
(Pass it around now, you're not sound)
Take your turn in beating the horse
(Take him down now, take him down)
Gee, I hope we're not off course
(Take him down now, take him down)

It's all for show, so please bake me cookies
The stage lights glow and we stare like rookies

Take your cause and pass it around
(Take one down now, pass it around)
I'm not fair and you're not sound
(Pass it around now, you're not sound)
Take your turn in beating the horse
(Take him down now, take him down)
Gee, I hope we're not off course
(Take him down now, take him down)