[Verse 1: Lars Frederiksen]
Maxwell can't tell he's in hell
Just wants you to visit him there
Same old game that he's playin'
His rules are never fair

[Pre-Chorus: Tim Armstrong]
Nobody wanna look back
Everybody wanna get high tonight before they run out of time
Where's the felon, yeah, the chargeable felon?
The name of the crook who committed the crime

[Chorus: Lars Frederiksen & Tim Armstrong]
9-9-9, if you really want the truth
Dial 9-9-9 if you can't see it through
He ain't Jack the Ripper, he's your ordinary crook
Call it Maxwell murder for you

[Verse 2: Lars Frederiksen]
Maxwell got a hand in this plan
He knows that you are in this plan
Shop the rock before you bought it
Sickness, Maxwell knows you caught it

[Pre-Chorus: Tim Armstrong]
Nobody wanna look back
Everybody wanna get high tonight before they run out of time
Where's the felon, the chargeable felon?
The name of the crook who committed the crime
[Chorus: Lars Frederiksen & Tim Armstrong]
9-9-9, if you really want the truth
Dial 9-9-9 if you can't see it through
He ain't Jack the Ripper, he's your ordinary crook
Call it Maxwell murder for you

[Interlude: Tim Armstrong]
Ah, Max
You motherfucker

[Chorus: Lars Frederiksen & Tim Armstrong]
Dial 9-9-9 if you really want the truth
Dial 9-9-9 if you can't see it through
He ain't Jack the Ripper, he's your ordinary crook
Call it Maxwell murder for you