[Verse 1]
Livin' it up
You can have it all
Pull more women
Than any two men or train can haul

[Pre-Chorus]
But my baby, she does something
Way more impressive than the Georgia Crawl
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blowup doll

[Chorus]
Why the long face, Blondie?
I'm already taken, sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep moving

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn't take half that long
For men about town to forget what's mine
[Pre-Chorus]
Now my genius can't drink in silence
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
I know it's hard to believe the good-hearted woman
Could have a body that'd make your daddy cry

[Chorus]
Why the long face, jerkoff?
Your chance has been taken, good one
You may think like an animal
But if you try that cat-and-mouse shit, you'll get bitten
Keep moving, oh