Here's a story about Wicked Will -- he bought himself a brand new automobile
He was hopin' he could get a feel in the backseat with some girl
Here's a story about easy Sue -- she didn't have nothin' better to do
She met Wicked Will late one night in a bar, so as the story goes
Wicked Will took off her clothes; she said, "Now don't get me wrong, Will... I think you're a heck of a man, but don't you ever wear my clothes again."