[Verse 1]
When the lights come on, take the alley
There's no driving drunk in the Valley
Sweetheart, know
I'll be back around in a few years
Try some other town, sink a few beers
Sweetheart, know

[Chorus]
I'm the father of the year

[Verse 2]
Everything I've said has been bullshit
Went and settled down with some new kids
Sweetheart, know
Shrug it off and make sure your chin's up
On a street with dimes in your tin cup
Sweetheart, know

[Chorus]
I'm the father of the year