[Intro]
*whistling*
(Ooh)

[Verse 1]
Took my girlfriend home the other night
Got myself in an awful fight
She says, "Doux, doux, darlin', won't you please come in?"
Her old lady socked me with a rollin' pin

[Chorus]
And I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

[Verse 2]
Oh, mon, the first time she hit me, she knocked me down
Wouldn't even let me get off the ground
I tried to tell of the rules of Queensbury
She said, "Boy, cuts no ice with me" (Ooh-ee)
[Chorus]
And I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again

Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled (I bawled)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again (I wanna go, man)

[Verse 3]
Talk about eternity
That's what that encounter seemed to me
She start to sneeze, and I start to run
Gone like a bullet from a machine gun

[Chorus]
And I bawled (I bawled)
I bawled (I'm sorry)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again
Oh, yes, I bawled (I bawled)
(Huh-huh, uh)
Oh, mon, you should have heard me bawl
Well, I bawl when I feel the pin
I don't meet with that old woman again (Yeh)