Christopher Fitzgerald
Biscuits!
[BUD (as Boot Plaque) spoken]
Oh, don't cry Young Monk!
I know what can cheer you up!
Have a biscuit!

[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
Biscuits!
Biscuits!
I want you deep inside of me, biscuits!

[BUD (as Boot Plaque), spoken]
You sure do love biscuits, Young Monk!

[DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken]
You bet I do!

(singing)

Put ‘em in an oven
And they’re nice and sweet
Put ‘em in my tummy
And they're good to eat
Put ‘em in a shelf
And they're out of reach
Biscuits!
[BUD (as Boot Plaque)]
They taste really yummy
In a time of war

[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
They taste really yummy
Even off the floor

[BUD (as Boot Plaque)]
They taste really yummy
I want some more!

[BOTH (as Young Monk and Boot Plaque)]
We’re not too poor to eat biscuits!
Biscuits!
I want you deep inside of me, biscuits!
Biscuits!
You make me want to dance!

[DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken]
Look at my feet!
Look at my feet!

[BUD (as Boot Plaque), spoken]
So many biscuits!
Gimme a flip!
[DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken]
Flip me!

[BOTG (as Young Monk and Boot Plaque), spoken]
Biscuits!

[BUD (as Boot Plaque), spoken]
You've earned yourself a biscuit
Young Monk!

[DOUG (as Young Monk), spoken]
Yummy!

(singing)

You can eat a biscuit
When you're sick in bed

[BUD (as Boot Plaque)]
You can eat a biscuit
When the moon turns red

[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
You can eat a biscuit
When we're all dead!
[BOTH (as Young Monk and Boot Plaque)]
Biscuits and biscuits and...

(spoken)

Biscuits!