**Part I**
[Hook: Big Millin]
I love bowlin' (What)
I love bowlin' (Yeah)
I love bowlin'
I love bowlin' (Uh)
I love bowlin' (Yeah)
I love bowlin', yeah
[Verse 1: Big Millin]
I love driving by my car
Bowling lane is not so far
Fouls, strikes, and doubles, too
True story I tell to you
When I went bowlin'
I saw my ball was stolen
It was my favourite ball
I said kick me in the balls!
[Hook: Big Millin]
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin' (Bowlin')
I love bowlin'
[Verse 2: Big Millin]
Leeching off fame, you a moocher (Bowlin')
Bowlin', out of control like I'm Future (Bowlin')
Switch up my style like Lil Yachty (Poland)
What colour is your Bugatti? (Trollin')
Ball got that curve like it's Carti (Bowlin')
Bowlin', out of control like I'm Roddy (Balling)
**Part 2**
[Interlude: DJ Mustard]
*Record scratch*
-Ho
[Hook: .pointblank]
Poppin' all these percs, sike, this shit is just like Tylenol
A real one since birth, and I got that low cholesterol
You know I hate rapping, I wish I didn't rhyme at all
12 asked what happened, shit dawg, I don't recall
[Verse 3: .pointblank]
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Tickle on her pussy like my fingers feather
She call me fun guy the way I germinate her
Slurp her up like Pad Thai, I'm the pussy terminator
Toe Mater, bitch I'm Toe Mater
I may be fruity but I don't like tomat-ers
She said I saved her, her ass make my face hurt
Made that fruit squirt and I didn't have to pay her
[Verse 4: Big Millin]
Pullin' up on you and I'm bringing all choppas
I'mma do you not like I did yo mama
But the way Obama did Osama
Made your bitch forget you gave shawty alzheimer's
You forgot your place, seem your memory is hazy
Dressed as me for Halloween the dickriding is crazy
Call me a Supra, I'm better than two Jay-Z's
Your mother gave me top got my eyes acting lazy
[Hook: .pointblank]
Poppin' all these percs, sike, this shit is just like Tylenol
A real one since birth, and I got that low cholesterol
You know I hate rapping, I wish I didn't rhyme at all
12 asked what happened, shit dawg, I don't recall
[Bridge: .pointblank & Big Millin ]
And when I fall, you know I ain't stop
I just bounce back, like my bouncy balls
And I cashed that, bought the whole shopping mall
And I smashed that, like a car into a wall
*Car violently crashing*
No, no not the Jeep
Oh I just put the new forgis on that shit
It's all ruined, fuck, no
**Part III**
[Interlude: Martin Lawrence & The Notorious B.I.G. ]
I gots to talk
I gotta tell what I feel (Mhm)
I gotta talk about my life as I see it (Biggie)
[Verse 5: .pointblank & Big Millin ]
Wicked pisser, I fucked her Mister
Got bands on bands, I guess you mis-heard
Ten grand on jams lands
Fuck with me, and you'll get canned
Cum rules everything around me
Come join the orgy
Lotta lotta dicks, yo
I grew up so ill, sucking for the thrill
Swallowing cum like it's a pill
Dick in both hands, I even fucked an old man
Outside in the open land
Don't know what you heard but I think you need some schoolin'
Bust down on this dick ain't nobody you foolin'
I need some coolin' so I bust out my heater
If you need your meat beat, I'm the fuckin' feature
Makin' money, they call me bread baker
Make her lose her mind, call me Caretaker
Made her sing, just like Cheryl Baker
But I hardly know her call me Yair, faker
Faker, that's what I call you tiny twinks with shrivelly balls
Look like raisins that are moldy and old
For you to talk to me is quite fuckin' bold
Yeah, step aside Connor I got this shit I'm goin' in
You need an Excel sheet to document all my wins
You competition? I flatten out like rolling pins
Competition, I knock 'em down like bowling pins
[Verse 6: Frederick Bicycle, Big Millin , & .pointblank ]
Ay, dudes
Got 'em stuck like glue
On the TV and I'm n***
Okay, I'm really out on the Bay
Pissin' off the Golden Gate
I got my dick in my hand (Oh!)
Wait, I'm couting hella bands
I'm un- stands, I'm really your man, ay (Wop!)
I got my fuckin' iPhone, it's a iPhone 44, you don't even know, ay (Ooh!)
I'm boutta fuck a crew, Tami and Shamu
They're both blue, I fucked the red dead then made the purple in the head
Man, I'm gonna make my bed, 'cuz it's super messy
I like to kick like I'm Messi
And then I get undressed in front of him
And then we go crazy, like Kanye and Kim (Oh!)
Dude, yeah, hell yeah, dude
Now... insert a bunch of gunshot adlibs
[*Gunshot noises*]
[ *Gunshot noises* ]
[ *Gunshot noises* ]
[Verse 7: Frederick Bicycle, Big Millin , & .pointblank ]
Ay, okay, second verse go even harder than the first (Woah)
I remember in third grade I pissed off the Golden Gate
I remember telling you about that
Let me go back to my rap and tell you about my cats (Woah-oh!)
Okay! Got my Xbox controller on me
And I'm going to be on a rover probably
And I really want to do an ollie on my skateboard but it fucking broke ( *Gunshot noises* )
I am super sad, and I got a dad, he is really bad
I threw him off a cliff in a fuckin' suitcase on the freeway ( Ay! )
Then I went home to do my DJ ( Ay! )
Ay, I dropped the needle like I was diabetic
Then I went home and I fuckin' did something to my neck ( Woah! )
I fuckin' broke it when I was tryna catch some tokens
And I was on an arcade machine tryna- sippin' lean
And then I accidentally won something ( Yeah! )
I won a new Xbox, but I hate Xbox ( Woo! )
I fuck with PlayStation, ay
PS4, at your door, at 4 in the morning
And it's really boring, I threw a fuckin' orange
At your fuckin' mom and then she started- started touring, ay
I like Listerine and lean together
That shit is clean, I really think I'm better than cheddar
I like cheese a lot
That's why I compare the two
'Cuz to me they're both like little groups
Yeah, dude ( Yeah )
[Outro: @abdul_cisse on TikTok, The Notorious B.I.G. ]
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid
I put the new forgis on the Jeep
I trapped until the bloody bottoms is underneath
'Cuz all my my friends got it out the streets
I keep a hundred ranks inside my feet
*Unintelligible humming and beatboxing*
-'Cuz I'm balling!
*Vine BOOM sound effect*
