Yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello baby, thought I'd call you on the telephone

Ooh, hello, hello, hello baby!
Thought I'd call you on the telephone
Every time, every time, every time I call you honey
Mmm, you ain't got your big fat self at home

Well, one and one is two
Two and two is four
Look out baby, love me, love me, love me more
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello baby
Ooh, I call you on the telephone
Every time I call you, honey
I never find your big fat self at home
Oh, look a-here now, look a-here!


Yeah, you sat there at that table
Quiet as a mouse
Let me tell you something, you gon' move this whole house
Look out honey!
Ooh, grr! Tell me more, baby
Ha-ha-ha, I can't stand to love you, yeah, I go plum crazy, man
Ooh, I gotta hear one on that ol' guitar now

Well, carry on, now baby
I've been fighting like a lion
But it looks like I'm gon' lose
Ooh, yes, I've been fightin' like a lion
It look like Jerry Lee's gonna lose
Ooh, 'cause I hate nobody, never with these women blues