Traditional
Two Polite Elvises
Emma: Two ukulele players met in a lane

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

Ukuleles Players: (playing "How do you do?")

Wiggles: How do you do again?

Lachy: Two rock guitarists met in a lane

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

Rock Guitarists: (playing "How do you do?")

Wiggles: How do you do again?

Simon: Two girl drummers met in a lane

Girl Drummers: (playing "How do you do?")

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

Wiggles: How do you do again?

Lachy: Two bass players met in a lane

Bass Players: (playing "How do you do?")

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

Wiggles: How do you do again?

Simon: Two polite Elvises met in a lane

Bowed most politely, bowed once again

Lachy: (as Elvis #1) Thank you, thank you very much
Anthony: (as Elvis #2) Thank you, thank you very much

Wiggles: Thank you very much again