Girl, you look so good to me tonight. I feel that, well, you make me all emotional and emotional like. Yeah. Let me just blast you with some affection

Girl, I wanna hold your hand with you
Girl, I wanna put my mouth on you
Girl, I wanna be with you, with you
Girl, I wanna do romance with you

Yeah yeah yeah baby
Do romance with you

Girl, come and play D&D with me
Girl, go to the DMV with me
Girl, come rub a fish all over me
Girl, I'll take your picture while you pee

Yeah yeah yeah baby
Picture while you pee
Woa woa woa honey
Picture while you poo

Makin' love in a car
Makin' love behind the bar
Makin' love at the mall
Makin' love in a bathroom stall

Girl, I wanna take a walk with you
Girl, I wanna play Xbox with you
Girl, I wanna get on you, with you
Girl, I wanna make some stew with you
Yeah yeah yeah baby
Make some stew with you
Woa woa woa honey
Come make some stew with me

Makin' love in a tree
Makin' love on a boat
Makin' love at the park
Makin' love in a parkin' lot

I wanna wrap you up like a bean burrito
I wanna get you naked and watch Speed 2 (cruise control)
You make me feel like a million waffles (waffles)
You make me feel really good

Ya know there ain't nothing like your muffins
Yeah, I wanna take you on a beer run
I wanna be like, "BRBRBRB" in your boobies
I wanna do you in the cornhole

Oh baby I'd do anything just to kiss your vagina

Girl, you made a casserole for me
Girl, I wanna watch TV with you
Girl, come go to check the mail with me
Girl, I'm stuck with you with me with you