[Verse 1: Cyndi Lauper & Uniqua]
Who's the girl who's got bad on her mind?
Who thinks evil thoughts with a smile and a wink
Who's the girl with a plan to mess up mankind?
Me, I'm the Lady In Pink

[Chorus: Cyndi Lauper, Uniqua, Tyrone]
Lady In Pink
Lady In Pink
She's bad, she's evil
And I'm worse than you think
Me, I'm the Lady In Pink

[Verse 2: Cyndi Lauper & Uniqua]
Who's the girl who never plays nice?
And wishes that all rubber duckies would sink
Who interrupts people and never thinks twice
Me, I'm the Lady In Pink

[Chorus: Cyndi Lauper, Uniqua, Tyrone]
Lady In Pink
Lady In Pink
She does terrible things
Even worse than you think
I'm the Lady In Pink
[Verse 3: Cyndi Lauper & Uniqua]
She's selfish and cruel
And I totally rule
She'll stop at nothing to win
She cheats and she lies, I don't even like pie
When there's bad to be done, count her in
Those containers, you better forget
They'll be mine before you can blink
Wherever they are, you can bet who'll get them
Me, I'm the Lady In Pink

[Chorus: Cyndi Lauper, Uniqua, Tyrone]
Lady In Pink
Lady In Pink
Is she totally evil?
Now, what do you think?
Lady In Pink, Lady In Pink
Me, me, me, me, me, I'm the Lady In Pink