[Verse 1]
Andrew's a starfighter pilot
And he can get high in his jet
Tells me about all his women
He can get any, I'll bet

[Chorus]
You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you

[Verse 2]
Andrew's a starfighter pilot
He knows all the girls in the world
He's better than James Kirk or Twiki
I cradle his picture at night

[Verse 3]
Andrew's a starfighter pilot
I watch him on TV each day
I've got all the toys from his programme
And all of his past shows on tape

[Chorus]
You know I'll think of you
Your picture on the wall
I would raise my drink to you
But I'll stay sober just for you
Just for you, just for you
[Outro]
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