Key & Peele
Just Stay For the Night
[Verse 1: Jordan & Keegan]
Would you look at the time?
You should just stay here tonight
I've had too much wine
You would leave at first light
It isn't that far
Baby, just stay where you are
Back to my place
You can't escape from my embrace
I really had a very nice time
Let me just refill that wine
But I really need to just say good-bye
I would love to see you try
Please unlock this door
It's locked from the outside

[Chorus: Jordan & Keegan]
Baby, you're mine tonight
I cannot stay tonight

[Verse 2: Jordan & Keegan]
Look I really have to go
No, you really have to stay
Hey! "No" means no!
That is what they all say
You're hurting my arm
I won't cause you any harm
Let go of me
We can make this hard or just easy
A woman always comes prepared
Oh, I'm really scared
I said this is not what I want
Why you have to be such a-
I know self-defense
I dare you to try it
[Chorus: Jordan & Keegan]
I don't wanna fight
Bitch, you are mine tonight

[Break]
*Jordan beats the crap out of Keegan*

[Verse 2: Jordan & Keegan]
Please, just please go away
I thought that you wanted me to stay
Well-well, I just changed my mind
I think I'll just stay and unwind
How did this all switch?
Now, you are
My
Bitch!
Please, just be kind tonight!
Now, you are mine
To-
Night!

[Outro: Keegan]
*mouths "Help"*