Key & Peele
Shot in the D**k
[Intro]
All y'all rappers out there think y'all hard cause what y'all been through?
Hey, yo, check it out


[Verse 1]
It was Friday night, chillin' on my front lawn
Me and my crew, I had my bathrobe on
Everybody high
Just watched X-Men
Got plenty chicken heads ready for sex, man
Busters roll up, they trynna talk smack
Don't these n***as know they fucking with the Mack?
Dude pulled his nine
I knew homies seen us
He pulled two shots, somehow my penis got between us
I got-


[Hook]
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing


[Verse 2]
Went back to my palace fast
Now, I'm the dude walking 'round with a phallus cast
Like Wolverine, I'm trynna be a loner
But they think a n***a got an adamantium boner
What can I say?
They still up on my totem pole
Bitch, get your tongue ring away from the scrotum hole
Don't know why they love it, but it keeps the ladies moistening
Gave half the honeys in the hood lead poisoning



[Hook]
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing
Shot in the dick
Shot, shot in the dick
I got shot in the dick
But his dick's still standing


[Outro]
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Yo, they shot that fool in the dick! (La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la)
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AH! GEE- fuck, man!
Damn, that hurts!
What?
Nah, video over, man!
Video's over!
No!
I'm serious, man!
Damn!