[Intro]
Sad boys
9/11's a lie
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Illuminati
The NSA already sees what you Google anyway, so what the fuck?
Gender dysphoria, schizophrenia, depression, suicide
I just wanna die

[Verse 1]
Life is meaningless
Dousing it with liquor
All my friends ironically say the N-word
My rhymes so fresh, make all the bitches wanna faint
Got Emma Watson licking on my balls and on my taint
I play that pussy like Nintendo 64
Then I'm overseas in Tennessee, balls deep in Paramore
Got my Game Boy SP, I'm chilling on the beach
I'm still sad when Shrek appears and then he says to me
"Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends"

[Chorus]
The pain is never ogre, ogre, ogre
The pain is never ogre, ogre, ogre
The pain is never ogre, ogre, ogre
The pain is never ogre, never, never, never
[Verse 2]
Death Grips on my penis
Shrek is shredding up my anus
Okay, but all joking aside
Suicide is not something to glamorize
No, not even mental illness or depression
That shit sucks if you really have it, like, seriously

[Bridge]
Uh, yeah, can we get, like, some Game Boy Advance commercial footage
And like Nintendo 64 stuff?
Also, I was thinking about getting Digimon cards instead of Pokémon cards
'Cause, like, Digimon's less mainstream
Uh, can we also have that thing from Final Fantasy IX
Where, like, the castle explodes but all like
Inverted and change the colors
And I'll pretend to text in the background over it, you know?
Yeah
Can I have more yellow?

[Outro]
And one day, you too can work with Justin Bieber