It takes a big one
It takes a real big one
And I know how it takes a real big one

And you'll never come back
Without that happy face
You're gonna always have a happy face
And you're gonna always have a happy face

Now porpoise mitten was a real good kitten
She never was smitten
By the things she loved

Now porpoise mitten was a real good kitten
She never did beg, she never did eat
Everybody take me

Oh everybody take me
You can never be happy without your face
Put on your important face and go to church
And think your cool cause nothing's worse

Then porpoise mitten
And everybody's smitten
And I'm a real good kitten
Porpoise mitten, I'm a happy face