'The Charmels'
Lyrics & Vocals By: Clarky
[Featuring: Lucifer's Apostles]
Music Produced By: Uncle Bungle
Recorded By: Laid-Back Studios
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Verse 1:
Ahh; .... Life's A Bitch; With; An-Arse; That-Makes-My, Heart-Melt!
Got-Me; Looking-At; The, Cards-Dealt; ... It's-A; Hard-Sell!
I-Know, Darn-Well; I-Got, Card-Decks; Of, Cards-With
-Card-Debt! Shit, Bitch! -Don't Act Like You Can't-Tell!

My, Cult-Rule? = Pull-Tools; Out-Like: 'Carling'; In, 'Borstal'!
-"Yeah, I'm Scum" -Win-Stone; You, Retard's; Singing; Awful!
- 'Maximillian, The-Great'; -Re-Incarnated; - Immortal
On-A, Mission; Of, Worldwide; Destruction-I'm, Embarking; Through-Portals!!!

(+4) - UNCLE BUNGLE

(+4) - REZ

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Hook:
This Is For My Past-Self!! ......
"I'll Never Grow Old" - "As Long As I've Got You" - Like, 'The Charmells'
'In-The-Dark-Werewolves'; - Hunt, On-A, Full-Moon!
-'Limb-From-Limb'; -We: Pull-You, -&-Your: Crew-Lose!

(+2) - REZ

(+2) - UNCLE BUNGLE

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Verse 2:
Seen My, Arms; And-The, Scars; Feel-The, Harm-Felt?
My Sentences; Sick; You'll-Think; You, Aren't-Well! [= Sentence Is]
Maybe, Tis; Or, Twas; The, Half... I've, Half-Left..
[But-I, Said; It's-Calm; Fam, -It's, Heartfelt!]
Try-To Follow In-My Footsteps? = Take-A, Hard-'L'!

Cowards Take The, Easy Way, Me I Stay, Till The Job Is Done
Robbing Funds; And, Knobbing Mums, Bodies Hung, In Lobbies, Um
I'm Offering, No Refunds; For The Tongue, Whippings; Which I'm Dishing Out
On My Lines Ya Hooked, Sinking, (Little dickheads) -Like, I'm Fishing Trout!!!

(+4) - UNCLE BUNGLE

(+4) - REZ

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Hook:
This Is For My Past-Self!! ......
"I'll Never Grow Old" - "As Long As I've Got You" - Like, 'The Charmells'
'In-The-Dark-Werewolves'; - Hunt, On-A, Full-Moon!
-'Limb-From-Limb'; -We: Pull-You, -&-Your: Crew-Lose!

(+2) - REZ

(+2) - UNCLE BUNGLE

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Verse 3:
I, Sense-The; Alarm-Bells; Like Cast-Spells! Which, Tell-Me; The, Stars-Fell!
Where, Which-Faits, Await-Ya; Are-Held! Pa-El, Es-Si; -Claro; Mas-Del; Henry;
Helps-Me; And; -What; Aggravates-Ya; -That's why; I, Agitate-Ya;
Brass, Twats! -A Brain's; Main-Thing; You-Lack; (AND; You) -Haven't; Practiced, Playa!?

Deadly Snap Like An Alligator, Phat Like A Salad Hater
Mad Max The Name You Need To Back On That Ballot Paper
I Will Play The, Hours Saviour, Dressed As A Power Ranger
Ain't No Need For Sour Grapes Ya, Know My Flow And Talent's Greater

(+4) - UNCLE BUNGLE

(+4) - REZ

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Hook:
This Is For My Past-Self!! ......
"I'll Never Grow Old" - "As Long As I've Got You" - Like, 'The Charmells'
'In-The-Dark-Werewolves'; - Hunt, On-A, Full-Moon!
-'Limb-From-Limb'; -We: Pull-You, -&-Your: Crew-Lose!

(+2) - REZ

(+2) - UNCLE BUNGLE

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'WildMan'; Like: 'Mark-Mero'! -You're As-Soft; As, 'Marshmallow'!
-My-'Avengers'; 'Assemble'; But-We, -AREN'T-Heroes!!
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