Slim Thug
Welcome 2 Houston 2

[Intro: Slim Thug]Nah'm talkin' bout
Welcome to Houston

[Verse 1: Slim Thug]
Big city in the Country State
Say we the fattest 'cuz the food here taste great
Steak and lobster for brunch, I like big meals
See the oldschool caddies with the big wheels
Headed to see the Texans and the dropdome
Put out the weed, ain't no telling what them cops on
By the time this dropped my n***a Shotty done got home
Hit the superbowl smelling like a pound of strong
Looking like King Kong when you see me
Paid the cost, being the boss ain't easy
Might be courtside on ya tv
Same night, at the local bar, chillin' with a star

[Verse 2: GT Garza]
Hopped the bar from the city of the purple
Shootin' for the stars, and you ain't nowhere near my circle
Anytime I'm out they think I'm shootin' a commercial
The top go in the trunk, and all the doors go in reversal
Made it off my hustle, now a limo just a long car
Call me Michael Knight, conversating with my own car
Show up fresh to death, my preachers seen me and said "oh Lawd"
Space Jams on me like I got 'em off a MonStar
Great tape collector, I got Screw all in my mindframe
Diamonds on the bezel, 360 where the time hang
Park it in the front the rims stretch out in the driveway
Foreigns hit the block and change colors on the highway
100 dollar Nikes on, money-grip python
Diamonds shine like MGM[?] like you think the fight's on
Mobbin' thru the west, turning wheel without no lights on
They love in the mall, I'm a grocery store icon
Linked-up with the Boss, now I'm feeling like an outlaw
PJ in that [?] back when they were yelling "Boss Hog!"
Texas independent, labels we did it without y'all
Leanin' sideways when sitting in the Southpaw
Call me E.S.G. on that instrumental
Everytime they playin' "Ghetto Dreams" man I get sentimental
Legendary status, only do it if it's monumental
Wanna take my spot, but you ain't got it in you
[Verse 3: Propain]
Look, slow down is how we rockin' n***a
Glocks extended, all black like a five percenter
Wet paint, a lotta ice but got the hottest winters
Come around this bitch with all that flexin' and get yo pockets thinner
Pro'
A lot of Pimp and Tupac up in 'em
Baddest broads, fuck the same girls as all the Rocket members
My n***a Murda stuff a hundred pounds inside the sentra
Sent it out of town and have that money back in time for dinner
It's Hustle Town, you gettin' paid, Playa I commend ya
Rose up out the gutter potna, we ain't have a pot to piss in
Fuck the laws, every time we seen 'em we was hoppin' fences
Banging Z-Ro, we was broke just trying to plot the millions
Lil' mama say she hate it when I rap the struggle
I come from nothing but she love it when the Boss my subject
Or how I turned Forever Trill into a couple hundreds
Young n***as, tryna to stack some mo' and go fuck up the summer
Shit, we came from watching Paul and Thugga
Big Bentleys, wasn't no rented cars up on them covers
Gold grillz, drank was color purple, Danny Glover
Rest in peace to DJ Screw, I hope I'm doing them southies justice

[Verse 4: Killa Kyleon]
Reportin' live from them trenches, same city J. Prince is
Sippin' purple rain like Prince's, might pull-up slab wit' yo' princess
Keep codeine in my kidneys, my jewelry worth two Bentleys
That's a Mulsanne, I'm Usain, for the loose change I'm sprintin'
[?], get the sack like Watt
Catching plays like Hop
This ain't Love & Hip Hop
I ain't Stevie or Ja
Get the guac' cause I'm hot, y'all countin' me out
Real n***a they bop, fake n***a I'm not
I don't speak to no cops, I'm in the streets with them knots
I keep a miracle watch, I keep it lyrical tho
H-Town like it slow, in the Caddy sittin' low
Vogues wrap the '84
Ball like I'm goin' pro
Red bottoms on my toe
Red candy on my door
Red drank, pour a four
Leanin' listenin' to Moe (yeah!)
Muddy muddy I'm the Barre Baby
Pat and H.A.W.K. reincarnated
I'm the shit you get when you mix the Robert Davis
Earl up with Scarfaces
Legendary that 70's smokin' rappers like a blunt [?] lit
Glass-set[?] out the 80's, Cadillac from the 70's

[Verse 5: De'lorean]
Too much money in the city
Er'body got a hustle, if you want it you gotta see it boy
Yeah
I flipped the brim on my fitted, throw my deuce out the ceilin'
This is really how I'm feelin mane
Bitch n***a get no convo
Nah playa that ain't Act, that's that almost
Boy you tryna leave a print round my styrofoam?
Man This shit up and down like the Dow Jones
Hit the milestone, I'm just running 'til my knees poppin'
These boys ain't hustlin', they just eavesdroppin'
N***as waiting on the call, I guess he's floppin'
Man I'm killin' so much shit, I'mma Cochran
Stop it
I'm just hoping that they reset me
Keep stepping on them haters, I can't respect them
Boss-like sneakers looking like some Giuseppe's
Thugga showed me one thou' I'ma keep reppin'
Real n***as get a check for the superbowl
Supercoupe, four doors, that's a Uber though
Paul Wall stayed down, where is Coopa tho?
D-Reck where the new Dirty 3rd Movie role?
Don't pull off in traffic, we leave you mortified
Ghosts and Bentleys sittin' in port-a-pods
Apologize, for all the drugs glorified
Welcome to Houston n***a, I am ya tourguide
[Verse 6: DoughBeezy]
Welcome to Houston, where we hustle 'till we pass out
And all the bitches' booties look like they was born with ass-shots
Run with them bulls, but I ain't talking 'bout no mascots
So come into my city acting silly and get yo ass shot
They stole the culture the first time that they came around it
And you not a real drank-sipper just 'cuz you hang around it
You outta-towners don't know a thing about it
But this is Houston where trunks knockin' and blades choppin' like Lorena Bobbitt
The haters doubt it, but we made it out as the main attraction
And I bet someone from Houston influenced your favorite rapper
Then made it faster than someone that's from the city
So excuse me for this chip on my shoulder I carry with me
I'm rappin' like I got a point to prove, it's time for boys to move
Gave the city my whole life and I just can't afford to lose
Pick or choose, pay the playa, build a buzz by paying dues
And if you don't pay attention, you fuck around and make the news
Cause you can't snooze on these jackers 'round here
City full of cheeseheads but ain't no 'Packers round here
N***as quick to shoot them clips but ain't no actors 'round here
So disrespect and you gon' end up target practice 'round here
Down here in Houston, Texas it's best that you just respect us
But don't be too friendly, because a n***a will take yo necklace
Your best bet is the valet 'cause a n***a will take yo Lexus
And then go pull up at a chop-shop and get broke off by some Mexicans
See, I ain't tryna harm you, really I'm just tryna warn you
We got them sunny days, but you ain't out in California
And this ain't Hollywood, so if you thinkin' that you good
A n***a will pistol-whip you in the parking lot, just like he should

[Outro: Slim Thug]
Welcome to Houston, n***a