[Intro]
Dude, we gotta get some chicks
But we're dorks
We don't know the first thing about gettin' girls
Well, what do chicks like?
Hmm. Let me think

[Verse]
I wanna get a tan
I wanna look strong
I wanna be smooth (smooth)
I wanna be tall
I wanna get a tan (We should tan, we should tan)
I wanna drive fast
(sports car)
I wanna be charming
(handsome)
I wanna be cool (confidence)
I wanna get a tan