Diamond cufflinks, tongue piercings
Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze
Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse

[Hook:]
Put ‘em up! put ‘em up!
Throw ‘em up! Throw ‘em up!
Shut ‘em up! Shut ‘em up!

Who’s this weakling who’s always acting?
Shakespeare pleases me

[Chorus:]
I wish to spar
Who’d like to spar?
I love to spar, outside the bar

[Hook]

Who’s this weakling who’s barely breathing?
Shakespeare drinks to me

[Chorus]

Broken bottles to broken knees
Eat your chicks and not your peas
My best friend the amputee has a fine gold belt in sparring
Diamond cufflinks, tongue piercings
Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze
Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse

Step up to me, let's go outside
Leave your fears and soul behind
Don't fear the love that you had, the same old story has drove me mad
Don't hold a grudge, let out the rage
Let's turn the book on the proper page
I couldn't stand the look you had so let's solve this problem man to man
Man to man. Man to man. Man to man

[Hook] x2

YOW!

Who’s this weakling, Fuck this Pip-Squeak
Shakespeare pleases me

[Hook]