[Chorus]
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I swept the walls in pursuit of a virgin girl
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I left Madonna for a glimpse of this manly girl

Walk past the watchman
Run past the fountains
Hello little children
Smile at the cameras
Don't forget your aspirin
You could make this happen
We can make this happen

[Pre-Chorus]
Stay with me
If you wish to hide your face
If you wish to spend your days
Staring out my window

[Chorus]
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I swept the walls in pursuit of a virgin girl
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I left Madonna for a glimpse of this manly girl
You should take an aspirin
Soon we'll have our mansion
No one thinks it's stolen
Even if it's stolen
We should move to Belgium
Maybe even London
Where the hell is London
I never heard of London

[Pre-Chorus]
Stay with me
If you wish to hide your face
If you wish to spend your days
Staring out my window

[Chorus]
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I swept the walls in pursuit of a virgin girl
My Mona Lisa! My Mona Lisa!
I left Madonna for a glimpse of this manly girl