[Intro: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!
Hey hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey hey!

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! Viktor!
My friend, (My friend!) look out!
There's a million fingers pointing at you
From the coward in your head
To your stupid ugly friends
Did you hey, hey
Think I'd never hear about you?

[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world and its dunes
And if you wish to runaway
I will find you my damsel gone frazzled

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! My friend (My friend!) look out!
There's a million other dimwits like you
From the thousand days at sea
To your cherry jubilee
Did you hey, hey
Think I'd never hear about you?
[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world and its dunes
And if you wish to runaway
I will find you my damsel gone frazzled...
Viktor!

[Bridge: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor!
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
Cause I will have the last laugh
Hey!

[Verse: K'noup Tomopoulos, Serj Tankian, Both]
Viktor! (Viktor!)
My friend, shut up! (Shut up!)
There's a million dollars counting on you
From the saddle you were raised
To your apricot face
Did you hey, hey
Think I'd never hear about you?

[Chorus: Serj Tankian, Both]
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world and its dunes
You should be my princess bride
I will show you the world and its dunes
And if you wish to runaway
I will find you my damsel gone frazzled...
Viktor!
[Bridge: Serj Tankian, Both]
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
Cause I will have the last laugh
Enjoy your peace of mind
Cause I will have the last laugh!
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
Cause I will have the last laugh
Someday you will hide
Behind your glass of gaffes
Enjoy your peace of mind
Cause I will have the last laugh
HAHA!