Gary Allan
Alright Guy
[Verse 1]
You know just the other morning
I was hanging around in my house
I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked
And I was checking it out
Just then a friend of mine came to the door
She said she never pegged me for a scum-bag before
Said she didn't ever want to see me no more
And I still don't why

[Chorus]
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
Well I just want to live until I gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright

[Verse 2]
This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
I'm pretty sure I can still be the President
But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope
Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
My old man used to call me a no-good punk
And I still don't know why
[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
You know just the other night
The cops pulled me over outside the bar
When they turned on their lights
And they ordered me out my car
Man I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks
But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
And I still don't know why

[Chorus]