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Matter vs The Saurus
[Round 1: The Saurus]
Look, if you get too personal with me homie there's gonna be some problems
I dare you to talk about my eight fiancees and how I cheated on 'em
Cause if you do, fiancee number nine is swing on him
Now look, you've been battling for like, three days of your damn life
I've been battling since...DK/Dekay was a black guy
Now when I told my fans I had this battle locked with Metalogical
They said, "I don't like that match at all." Okay, I ain't mad at all of you
But I'm giving him a chance to see what Matter can evolve into
Since cats have got him gassed thinking that his shit is solid too
There isn't any substance, he's just an actor in a costume who is average
This is like comparing natural gas to rocket fuel
It's sad, you thought having those on would enhance your opticals
But my optic/myoptic blast will be blasting them glasses off of you
It's shots fired outside of your crib in a suit of camo'
Ain't no safety from my clique/click when I'm using ammo
Wait, let me give him a new example
Shoot an arrow through his apple, they'll be draining Juice off of his head like he's Supernatural
I don't give a fuck whether I win or I lose a battle
I've been to the moon and back with more women than Luther Campbell
Now that's ironic, cause if I actually went to the moon for travel
I'd be similar to you cause you're living in Lunar's shadow
Think of that, let me show you English cats how this works
The buzz from your 2 on 2's didn't last now it hurts
Got a big ego but you didn't have talent first
Now Lunar needs to use his pull to bring you back down to Earth
So move a step forward if you from West Yorkshire
My right hand will knock you to the Budapest border
And tell your little white ho I might I bone her after
Just to give her that pipe she don't mind over Matter
[Round 2: The Saurus]
They say the patterns and the schemes are what Matter is a beast with
Match him with me, that won't matter in the least bit
Faggot you're from Leads but I'm managing to lead this
Man against machine? You're a mannequin to me bitch
See he's as average as can be, throw a jab at him and he
Unravels at the seams like a patch you need to restitch
Take off them glasses for me please I need to ask if you can see this
Fuck a battle, this a geek trying to grapple with a Greek myth
Is there a reason why you're being like this?
I mean, Jesus Christ I wouldn't even mind but you're so beedie eye'd I want to beat him lifeless
You need to tell this pedophile there's gonna be a crisis
Why the fuck would you put Leads United versus Leonidas?
Is it cause he can write? Shit, I've yet to see the argument
You haven't mattered since Lunar left your cheesy partnership
You never even started battling until heads were being marketed
But if you really Matter, you'd already be a part of it

{chokes}

Fuck it, if the hands are involved
Then one punch will shatter your jaw
It's either put a sock in it or give son the mandible claw
I'm here to kill him just to come to an understanding with y'all
Motherfucker you put the "Matter" into "doesn't matter at all"
[Round 3: The Saurus]
Yo, y'all know how I can tell this ho ain't as dope as me?
Cause last night in the title match, he voted for Tony D
You're a worse rapper than Lunar C
Dude I'm just kidding, you're way better than Lunar...but who the fuck isn't

{chokes. Judges call time. And The Saurus comes out later to finish his verse that he forgot during the match}

Homie I'm international pimping, your boys have seen the results
I'll fuck any bitch that a legal adult as long as she has a pulse
That's why I'm sick of all these wack lame rhymes
Motherfucka, I run game, I was engaged to two hoes at the exact same time
They both proposed to me, paid for two wedding and a church
Then I divorced them cunts and took 'em both for everything they're worth
So going Liam Neeson is something I won't hesitate to do
And since you're an unknown your bitch is getting Taken 2/too
Look I will bang your boo, you better guard your cargo
I hit it twice so if you win tonight, shit is light but that ain't bar for bar though
Yo, I heard him on track shit was pitifully average
Fuck verbal contact I got a physical advantage
And better syllable mechanics, muhfucker all you do is a little bit of damage I will make you literally vanish
Damn it y'all this cat's a fraud
I will make your life flash before you while the camera's on like Amanda Todd
I speak facts I give a fuck about the fan's applause
Meradona swag, you just got beat by the hand of God
Hold up, okay, okay so now you gotta change your name
Since this 16's finished and you only really mattered for these 15 minutes