Don’t Flop
Arkaic vs. Sensa
[Round 1: Sensa]
Yo, so he hit me up, I was like is this happening or something?
When the battle was announced I actually was buzzing
Then I turn up in the venue and this motherfucker's got his arm in a cast
I thought I was battling Canibus or something
Now, were you trying to make the crowd go 'Arghhh let's get live London'
Were you trying to warm the crowd up?
I don't understand why you were doing it, this fucking venue's boiling
They're all scorching now bruv
Yo, I work at Next, we sell fleeces in the Winter
And we sell fucking straw hats in Summer
When he was supposedly gringing in Norwich, living the life of a gangster brother
The reality is that you were serving dishes and cleaning toilets in Wagamama's
Now I've been waiting to get in your face and call you a mug you prick
'Cos Steph was told strictly no shagging the rappers, not even allowing no sucking dick
But that fucking bitch went behind Eurgh's back, started dating you but the funny bit
Is that you stayed with her on some hubby shit
Knowing what a deceitful lying slut she is
Now when he got out of prison he said it ain't that bad, brother
Shit's alright, we got a PS3 and everything
Even a mince pie on Christmas night
He said he had J. Cole to listen to
And the church gave him big advice
Well how about you stop being a piece of shit, and retain your freedom to live your life
He said he saw prison as inspiration for jotting in his verse
After living a life of drug dealers, shotting whiz and worse
Your mum cried down the phone to me, honestly she hurt
Cos your stepdad was shouting in the background: 'fuck that little bastard, he got what he deserved'
See prison was like a card, 'cos you wrote inside
And I guess being a rapper writing bars is something that can push you through
Prison bars are eventually what you made music with
But they're also all your mother can see whenever she takes a look at you
Now I bet your bird ruins it when you try to get passionate mate
You go to give her a kiss, she does a 'BRAP' in your face
She ain't brushing her hair, she's brushing up on battles she rates
I bet when you have her round and think about dick-slapping her waist
She brings a six pack and some haze and sits back for the blaze
And you think 'Actually wait'
You put on a TV show that she thinks 'That isn't great'
And as you go to take her bra off and unhinge the thing that's attached to the lace
She picks up the TV remote as her bra pops and her tits fall to their natural place
You're thinking you're going to smash her, and as you grab to embrace
She's lifted the TV remote behind your head, changed the channel from Dave
Then you hear the music as it is played
And it's a slap in the face
Because your battle rap tom-boy bitch don't wanna fuck, she'd rather watch Match Of The Day
Now against Tony D, he said 'Sorry for being shit, but freestyle battling is the area in which I have grown
But that's bullshit, because your first written battle was only three months after mine you know
So in the early years, you were like your girl if I gave Steph an E
You would experience many highs and lows
You're like the programmers on Grand Theft Auto 5, cos you should have finished developing a long time ago
Now to whoever said this was a match
I hope you have a ventricle collapse
And Ark gets arrested for it but they can't sentence him for jack
So he's heading to your gaff
First stealing the chopper from a helicopter pad
Then he's gunna grab weapons from the bag
Step up in your face while the skeng is extended in his hand
And pull the trigger
Watch the bullet exit from the back
Blood spreading on your mat
You're dead within a snap
If you're wondering why the fuck I'm mentioning this crap
I just created an adrenalin pumping scenario to demonstrate the fact you'll never
[?] energy is mad
But to for once give your character a little bit of my intensity it lacks
Now 'cause of your court case, there's an entire crew in Norwich that have adopted the holding the knife thing
That's why he moved to Leeds in the first place, 'cos he knows he'll get stabbed if they're roaming and find him
So when I saw you brag to Illmac, saying you can't get to into his country, I found it oh-so surprising
Because yeah, you can't get into Illmac's country
But you can't even get into the city you spent most of your life in!
[Round 1: Arkaic]
Are we ready for this, yeah?
Aite listen to me
I'll eat him for breakfast with a bit of toast and a coffee
I'm staying at Hotel His House with his bitch giving me blows in the lobby
There ain't no point in trying, 'cos no one can stop me
You'll be on the phone to the Bobbies after I've broken every bone in your body
See they made this a main event, and they promoted it properly
Even though it's a silencer on a sawn-off, no Tone on the Shotty
So unfortunately Tony didn't get to battle Shots
So Eurgh rings me up like 'This event we had has flopped'
I was like 'What about me versus Sensa?'
He said 'Yeah, that will pop'
So imagine the flyer, Ministry Of Sound, Arkaic vs Sensa at the top
I'm selling it on the phone, like 'Yo, we can write this together if you want'
And then as soon as the flyer dropped I loved it, great design
I ring Sensa back like 'Fuck it, I changed my mind'
So you can act like you're tough and diesel
And spit like you clutch the Eagle
But you ain't nothing but Disaster's rubbish sequel
He wanted to write together, so our stuff was equal
And pre-write rebuttals like a little fucking weasel
But listen, they'll spot that from a mile away like Mumps and Measels
And besides, the only time me and Sensa write together is when he's battling other people
Oi, so he's walking round like he's the king of the cartel
And I agree with you bruv, there's some things that we can't tell
But if you lot for a second think that he didn't need Ark's help
Then after I run through Sensa (sensor), it should ring some alarm bells
Bruv, I will knock that bullshit out of the park
If you want my help mate, then all you have to is ask
I told you, I would never call you out on the bars
But even Eurgh writes shit for you, me and him talk about it and laugh
Anyone that knows Ark will tell them I go hard
We don't make excuses over here, cuz
I'll throw darts with this broke arm
I'll roll past in a golf cart
Just to tell this little birdie he's below par
I'm feeding off the sun's energy, solar
See this actor, his has gotten old fast, Bogart
I know it might sound a little faux pas
But that battle with Soul Khan got you so far
Which is fucking stupid, cos you barely even used your own bars
Oi it's looking bleak (Bleek) for you, bruv, and I'm a motherfucking arsonist
Before your battle with Dialect, I bumped into him in Leeds
And you made me feel like a heartless prick, he said 'Blud, I'm battling Sensa, I don't know what kind of bars he'll spit'
I said 'I do bruv, 'cos I fucking wrote half of it'
So listen, so it might sound like a hyperbole
But It's been like three months since he's heard from me
And it's like Skype, Skype, Skype, Ark I need a verse or three
Oi that's why he calls me 999, 'cos he gets fed lines in an emergency
So now you've got to do this on your own Sensa, no pressure
I come with a flow for the tone-setter and a coat for the cold weather
I'm two hundred miles away from him
On the phone telling him how his shit could be wrote better
So while he's sat up on the coach I'm telling him what channel go down - I'm a remote Sensa (Sensor)
So you can jump up on this boat or get left stranded
And what's funny is I gave him all these blueprints and he got caught red-handed
I will expose this faggot's type, I told you
I ain't gunna go through your battles like that was mine, that was mine, that was mine
You know why? Cos we don't have all night
Time
[Round 2: Sensa]
Yo, I wouldn't have to use no ghost-written bars from you
'Cos in my mind my bars are better
The main reason I don't do it is because I don't really rate your Ark-itecture
You should listen when I'm fucking flowing, son
You mentioned the golf course, well your girlfriend likes to swing
And I give her a hole in one
Now look, you flipped against Illmac
Saying his head looked like an egg that was yet to hatch
But that doesn't deflect the fact
That you're a fucking chicken beak having cunt with a fucking egg-head to match
And he keeps saying that he does his ghost-writing for me
Well I'll tell you about the secret writing of Arkaic
He always says 'Saurus and Illmac ruined freestyle battles
For using writtens and for that they're cunts
But in '05 he said 'Your mum's like KFC, I could hit her bucket for ten pounds
That was you cheating before Saurus and Illmac had done
In '07 you took an entire A4 pad full of bars and the gun
To use the Knocked Out battle as leftovers so you could grab the sum
So you can say I'm a cheat in battle rap, but to me that is dumb
Because you've been a pioneering rap battle cheat since before I even battled once
No here's a little secret, and I don't think anybody ever knew this
But Arkaic's nose is so fucking big it's stupid
Is it that big because he evolved from an extinct bird?
Or because his mother has a pussy the same size as a cruise ship?
No, truth is, Arkaic's nose is too big, because he's motherfucking Jewish
I just wonder, why have you never rebutted a nose joke with it?
Why have you always shown all your leniancy?
Why have you been to ashamed to admit it when your nose has been dissed more than frequently?
The problem is the fact that you hid from it, not the religion itself
So let that shit fall immediately
I guess it's 'cos Ark is like Anne Frank, 'cos he's been a scared little Jew, hiding behind a wall of secrecy
His Jewish side stems from his father
Now please listen close, 'cos I'm only just grasping this too
But even his name has something that strongly resonates in the hearts of the Jews
You'll see why I'm amazed that you've never mentioned your Dad's heritage in the bars that you've used
Because the Arc of the Covenant was a box given to Jews to hold the ten comandments when the ten comandments were moved
So seeing as you're an Ark, I would have thought you'd have honouring thy father in you
See I just brang you some news
But don't think I'm being anti-Semitic because that isn't true
See it doesn't actually matter that Sam is a Jew
But you've acted like that is a bad thing to view
So the one that is anti-Semitic is you
Now he lived in London for the first ten years of his life
But you'll never see him rep it a lot
Everywhere's always said he's from Norwich
I understand a little bit, I guess 'cos you've swapped
But I fucking love my city, I'll rep it til my death and I drop
So if you're from London, I think you should start to look at him and your fucking respect that he's got
'Cos if he was from London, he should have motherfucking said that he was
Your fuck-off big nose can sense cocaine better than police using a dog can
Repping Norwich when you're from London - I don't think you should've swapped man
Real Londoners won't like that shit, they'll be thinking you should be offed fam
'Cos you turned your back on the city, like the blue side of Manchester doing a Posnan
Now when I met Steph, we talked about your relationship
I said 'Chill it's fine, all of them come under some pressure
Some stress for you to work out 'cos it becomes tethered
But sometimes an ugly fight can just surprise and make the love better'
She said 'Fuck Sensa, I didn't know that I should just text you
When our relationship isn't smooth, with a rough texture'
I said 'It's fine, relationships are one of life's greatest battles'
And she said 'Yeah, but Oshea vs Tony D is much better'
See when you actually do fuck, to her I bet it's like a Don't Flop video
I mean she's with Arkaic so first she hears a Wizzard instrumental
Then she sees an introduction to the foreplay done by Rowan fam
I mean it's a little bit weird, as her pussy lips are opening
She's thinking 'He's going in' and she's throwing hands
I mean tell me, how does your relationship not being immediately broken man?
'Cos it ain't a normal situation that instead of your girlfriend thinking 'Keep going Sam' , she's thinking 'He's going HAM'
Early in his career he called Enlish 'Sinbad', the chocolate star of david
The Bengali [?]
Now I'm moving it on to Coolez
He said he was an African marathon runner, and sold aftershave in the loo for quids
He said Tony D was a black and white pussy like Jester cat
And he looked like a transvestite from Thailand
This stupid prick then said Mickey Worthless' mum's name was Fajita
And Fajita would be the food he'd pick
And if he ever crossed the line, that would be his Mexican side ruling shit
And then against Illmac, you said his Native American dad had feathers in his cap and went [Native American Warcry]
So I really do think that all of your views should switch
'Cos I bet that in the next few rounds he's gonna say that I'm racist
When I think that status should be truly his
'Cos I've used race jokes in a few battles, and this cunt's been doing them ever since he started doing this
[Round 2: Arkaic]
Yo, he said I'm more racist than him, that's the view I'm about to put to shame
This is all coming from a guy from Norfolk who think Muslims all look the same
But he be like dibidibidi-do, dibidibidi-day
It's 2013 mate, nobody flows like that
There ain't no way in hell you're gonna blow like that
I've seen you and your missus and you're both quite fat
I could push man over, he'd roll right back
What's wrong with this miserable turd, I really wish he would learn
He made a song called 'I'm Not A Rapper' - bruv I wouldn't have given it any different words
It is not about going studio with Sensa, see his shit is the worst
Watching him for hours in the booth, spitting a verse
See the one millionth take is just as fucking shit as the first
So this is what would happen if Disaster had a Norwich accent
So stop the gassing, every battle is not a classic
And every clash ain't a body-bagging
Yo, [?] me either
You say you don't pop the ratchet, I still come with that street sweeper
I call that shit my Robbie Jackson
So how does it feel to be in a battle with your father
Brother could you rap it any darker?
I don't know what shit this guy's on
'Cos that last verse sounded like an episode of Crimewatch
Which is quite odd, 'cos he's the one that's always re-enacting a Disaster
So when I say you worship the Pentagram, I don't mean the metal band
You're a fucking Pagan, and you say shit to try and impress the fans
I don't care if some martial arts expert used to befriend your dad
'Cos the closest thing you'll ever have to becoming a black belt is coming in second, Dan
So you can act like you're tough and courageous
Yeah bruv I caught a couple of cases
I was younger and brainless
How are you advanced? You ain't mastered none of the basics
Against Dialect I ain't heard nothing that's racist
I can't believe what this cunt gets away with
Putting dead people in raps - mummification
You are a neo-nazi with a racist agenda
Allow all them Jew jokes bruv, you just sound like you put the SS in Sensa
So this bredder isn't a threat
See I can have my pick of the best
You throw me bars, I throw them back like Mitchell & Ness
They say we have similar strengths
But real talk, I don't endorse any of that racist shit that he says
There's the BNP and the EDL, you sit on the fence
So I refuse to Sensa getting on his Nick Griffin again
Singing along to Rick Ross songs, just so he can say the word N---- again
See, you just do this for effect
And that's why I can't give him respect
And the only reason you battle black people, is 'cos that's the only time you can get that shit of your chest
He thinks he's mean like a Jarhead, and street like a park bench
But if I wanted your girl, I would keep her like Barthez
You think I'm lying, but there ain't nothing truth in what Ark says
He's a racist biter, he's Don't Flop's version of Suarez

[Round 3: Sensa]
Yo Ark, Micky Worthless told me that Steph loves to suck fat dick
Just know that when you turn up to an Illmac battle and your girlfriend is also your hype man it's time you dumped that bitch
Years ago, he said 'I qualified for MENSA', I told him that's some riveting shit
I said 'You could be a surgeon, or find life on another planet while you're visiting it
He could us his intelligence to command armies, and strategise so that no one gets hit
But over the years I've started to think that MENSA doesn't fit in the pic 'cos he's thicker than shit
I mean how else can you be a bystander and still get sent to prison for a crime you didn't commit?
I mean, it's only the TV reports and papers that made everybody suppose it was true
So maybe if you'd spoken to your father that we know is a Jew then maybe your face and name would never have been shown in the news
But he's dumb, picture him at a MENSA meeting as he talks at the back
Mingling with the geniuses ill-awkward and that
Til he gets on stage and his performance is mad
He's about to blow the roof off the place, when the audience clap
And just as they're standing, and about to raise all of their hands
This dumb motherfucker goes to give the special guest host Stephen Hawking a dab
You said I was a pagan, so over the years, I've come to realize that his conspiracy beliefs are some of the weirdest of things
And to be honest, I don't think it'll do them justice to hear them from me, you have to hear them from him:
'Ayo Sensa bruv, it's Arkaic yeah
I've got some news fam, don't think no one's ever told you yet
But The Queen is a reptilian who eats flies and has to take her human skin off before she goes to bed
He then told me, face to face, real shit fam, bruh
The pyramids and the stars are aligned
And it ain't a coincidence, it's the way the aliens that built them had them designed
In your track called Zeitgeist, you intelligently said: 'I go by the calendars wrote by the Mayans'
Really? You go by the calendars that the Mayans etched and sketched?
I mean sometimes I think why don't I do the same
And then I remember that it's 2013 and the world hasn't ended yet
The most fucked up thing that he's ever told me
Is when he was in court, about to get sent back down
The prosecutor was stood facing him
She was absolutely smashing it, he was about to get sent back down by the bate system
So what he told me he did right, was
He started channeling all of his energy
Towards her, building up all of the hate in him
So while she was like 'Ah, he's gonna get sent down'
She fucking all of a sudden forgot, where she was and what place she's in
The judge stands up, bang the fucking hammer, says that somehow, Arkaic's managed to escape prison
I just never knew that fucking Obi Wan Kenobi was now living in Great Britain
Now you said that if I fuck up they expect me to free, well that's something that I have to address
'Cos that means that if you choke, they expect you to freestyle something off the top of your head
Well that's just something telling the difference between our quality sets
Cos I ain't never choked before tonight, so if I fucked up they wouldn't know what to expect
Yo things have changed, from teaching Eurgh to rap in your kitchen as the beats were looping through
Now he's worldwide, getting money and his channel's getting stupid views
This cunt once asked me 'Should I start my own battle league against Don't Flop?
Do you think it'd gain new recruits?'
You even said that you laid the foundations for this battle company, which is bullshit through and through
So you should stop claiming that bullshit, and learn that Eurgh is Eurgh and you are you
So any of that fire in your burning your gut isn't fucking hatred, it's jealousy from from fucking knowing that Eurgh is now making a living out of the one thing you introduced him to
See I'll murder this twat
He thinks watching battles with his bird isn't bad
In a freestyle match I'll out perform you and serve you with rap
I said if you ever come to Norwich you know that they will certainly stab
So one thing I'm certain of is that
I took away your shine for years that I was deserving to have
My wording is grand
Your similes and metaphors are fucking verging on wack
So I'm so glad we don't need a judge and jury, because I'm here telling you today on the only bad verdict you've had

[Round 3: Arkaic]
I only bought his bitch a vodka lemon and soda
And she let me stretch out her neck like a cobra
I'm here to represent for the vets on the roster
But right now I feel like I'm the best on the poster
So listen Sensa, it's over
Nobody gives a fuck if your friends with a soldier
And you use all that family bullshit that belongs on Jeremy's sofa
Just to try and get you exposure like you're Kerry Katona
And you said 'If you ain't street it don't mean you've had an easy life'
But coming from this wanker, it sounds like garbage to me
He worked sixteen hours a week at Next, how hard can it be?
And I know it hurts, but that ain't really what's got me so concerned
Cause what are you gonna do when your little kids have to go to work
Stand next to the wardrobe and teach them how to fold a shirt?
So you can bang on about intensity, passion and drive
In a battle it's fine, but it don't mean shit if it's something you haven't applied to your actual life
See I paint your picture like a Rembrandt
You're raising someone else's kids and I respect that
See I know you love being a step-dad
But I ain't talking about a job when I say his kids are from a Next man
But hold on bruv, let's talk about that slag you call a wife
You've got to sleep next to her knowing that pussy will be wack for all your life
But I've got to give you props though, 'cos you always act surprised
When she pops out another kid, that hasn't got your eyes
So I'ma take him back to school 'cos I'm on a roll
Lock and load
He said talking about his family has gotten old
Not to me, it's a little pot of gold
'Cos his bitch has had more kids go through her than a foster home
Sensa, you should be looking pretty concerned by now
You can't turn a ho into a housewife, you should have learned by now
I forgot the amount of times this bitch has given birth by now
She hasn't even got to lie down on the hospital bed
She just stands there and twerks them out
Yo, you do the same shit all the time, like [?]
You preach and preach and preach, and that's why nobody likes you
So all that roof over your kids' head shit isn't quite true
'Cos you're on housing benefits, so although you provide them with food
You don't put a roof over your kids' heads, I do
And I'm sorry if nobody knows what this means
But his working hours are like a paedo, he ain't doing nothing that's over sixteen
And you can talk about my nine to five
But that ain't something that he can hate on
I go hard in my day job
'Cos that's what I get paid from
You are a lazy bastard, that's why you ain't clocking a decent wage
You battled one of the first smack rappers in Don't Flop, and I love watching you lead the way
But your bitch sleeps with other people, and she often repeats mistakes
So that battling cable, ain't the only problem he's had with DNA
I said, I've been doing this shit since and eighth was a score
I'm just giving them a reason not to rate you no more
If you multiply his step kids with his punchlines that I gave him before
You'll work out that your most prized possessions ain't even yours
So check what I'm telling him
No one gives a fuck who Sensa is
I ain't into exposing or anything
But it's Sensa, I had to give him a dose of his own medicine