Don’t Flop
Webham
Back with a bag of banter
Yet another classic stanza
Scribble verses, write hooks like Abu Hamza.
Mad man I man handle grammar
The MC slash lazy bastard slash battle rapper

Cashew nuts and a can of Fanta
Couple grams of ganja
And three ho's like a happy Santa
Magic happens like abra kadabra
When son spit raps I'm one sick cat, like fanny cancer

Luger larynx, I reached 2012 blazing
Leaving a trail of gun smoke and empty shell casings
Hell raising, I'm at heavens door
Angels waving white flags spelling 'I surrender' in semaphore.
Beyond cocky, not even God stop me
Spitting something wicked in the air like John Coffey
Flow darker than strong coffee, what more do you want from me?
Alchemy rap, transform haters to nob jockeys

Recognise, they switch like Geminis
I spit live televised and words just roll out like kids on pedal bikes
Duracell energise, red bull forever fly, man amongst men, am I

Just a carbon based half-cast basket case
Mask that's made up of mum's emotions on my father's face
Bars for days, I'll scribble till the parker breaks
I'm boasting. I showboat at a masquerade
Body rappers, make um pass away
Pastor prays over caskets made for where the carcass of the artist lay
Duppy guys, how the fuck could anyone survive?
Words are weapons and my native tongue's guns and knives
What you wanna try? You aren't me, fuck your life
You aren't T like your uncle's wife
Cause I'm one of a fucking kind, supreme lyricist
I do me it's limitless and unique as finger prints
The one and only Uncle Tony
Move with the force of an unholy Obi Wan Kenobi
The half caste nager, bars are major
I'm high skywalker, my Pa's Darth Vader

I am the future. I'm half past later
It's Tony, nah skin teet rasclart danger
Dope as a pound of puff, dope as a powder buzz
Pen in hand, I blackout like a power cut
PEAAAAAACE