[Verse 1: Digbar]
Another damn day of me sitting and jacking
Just wasting my sperm I was just using napkins
Gotta do better, I'm done with the sperm hate
Alex just sent me a link ‘bout a sperm race
So I went on the site
Man they betting on sperm, what the hell is this?
Shaft Kings, got Michael Phelps type sperm in his fat peen
My swimmers ready for swimming
DigBar in the race and no way I'm not winning
That's facts
So I make my way to the track
I spent the whole night just massaging my sack
Whip out my thing and I'm ready to shoot
Whoever gon’ race me is surely gon’ lose, huh
My semen so fast got unlimited moves
It's like all my nut got unlimited boost
How they get so fast? I do not have a clue
I'm finishing first, I'm not finishing two

[Verse 2: Alex Schor]
They can't keep up with this pace
I'm gonna zip out the gate
Nutted so hard I got a twitch in my face
And now, my swimmers are itching to race
Frick Draft Kings, net worth on the sperm race
Started ejaculating the second that I turned eight
That's a head start so you know I'm coming in first place
Always finish fast, I haven't made it to a third date
Sperm near the finish line, I almost won
I'm second to none, and you can suck on my bum
To me, success is not personal funds
I measure my jizz to see how far I've come
Kick back, relax, what, you want a rematch?
Haven't gooned in a hour, bro, I'm ‘bouta relapse
Like a Bonnie Blue train you never wanna be last
You were sleeping on me, it's like you need a CPAP
[Verse 3: Digbar and Alex Schor]
Alright, Dig, back and forth, you ready?
(Hell yeah man, I stay ready)
I trained my penis for months
It felt like the Rocky cutscene of cock gripping
Mom walked in and saw porn on my computer
I said "Get out bitch, I'm learning dropshipping"
I shoot the swimmers out and now my cock dripping
Big, strong load, look like Scottie Pippen
Screaming in my room, I got my mommy tripping
Gripping on my penis like a shotty twitching
Man, I still got a boner
This shit is so much better than just being a donor
My sperm kept going even though it's over
Damn, I think it's a fifty chromosomer
When I nut hard, all I see is black like a plantation owner
Told her stop with her mouth cause my hand taking over
Man I'm practicing a race so I can't make it over
Smelling my room, it's that sperm race odor
My nuts hella big like a boulder
If my swimmers hit you they'll fuck up your shoulder
My swimmers some well trained soldiers
They gon' run the race game til I am older, uh
This is DigBar and Alex, you know what we do man
There ain't no better sperm racers out there bro, ay