[Verse 1]
Sleepin' very soundly on a Saturday mornin'
I was dreamin' I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going 'round, gotta clear outta town
I'm smelling like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never, I never, I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

[Verse 2]
Rainy afternoon, I got a bloody typhoon
And I'm playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know

[Verse 3]
Walkin' down the street, shootin' people that I meet
With my fully loaded Tommy gun
Here come the deputy, try to come and get me
I gotta get me up and run
They got the siren loose, I run right outta juice
They're gonna put me in a cell
If I can't go to Heaven, well, then let me go to Hell
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know