Big Moe
Skit (Mama M.O.E.)
[Doctor]
Okay, alright, just push, just push a little bit harder
Just a little bit harder, a little bit harder
He's almost there, he's almost there, a little bit harder

[Big Moe's Mom, Doctor]
I'm pushin', I'm pushin', Push, I'm pushin', pushin'
Alright, oh, okay, alright, here he is, here he is, alright, alright, here he is
Okay, alright, alright, shit, alright, God damn, alright, alright, look at him, look at him
God, here, you hold him, Ms. Moore, you hold him, here, there you go, okay
My baby, w-we gotta clean this motherfucker up
Okay, okay, okay, let's clean him up, let's clean him up

[Big Moe's Mom & Doctor]
*Unintelligible dialogue*

[Big Moe's Mom, Doctor, Dr. Henderson]
My lil baby with his fat ass... who that?
It's Dr. Henderson, come in
Yes, come on in... my lil baby
Oh, we doing alright? Okay
Ms. Moore, I went over your, uh, your blood samples
And um, you know it's nothing to get excited, it's nothing bad or anything like that, it's just, y'know, it's just...
What you mean, ain't nothing bad?
Well, it's just, it's, it's, it's normal, y'know, the blood sample, is, is, it's contaminated, y'know
Contaminated, what, I got AIDS?
No, no Ms. Moore, c'mon, you don't have AIDS, c'mon now
Oh, okay
It's not that serious, okay, what I'm saying is, is that, you know
Um, it looks to me, that uh, you have an excessive amount of codeine
Codeine, what's codeine?
Codeine, you don't know..?
No
You've never had co-, okay, codeine is, let's see, how can I say this?
Um, let's see, it's like, uh, it's a form of, like, liquid heroin
Heroin? I don't fuck with no damn heroin!
Okay, well look, this is what I need to tell you
Nothing to be excited about, um, nothing to worry about
What you mean, nothing to get excited about?
You tell me, my blood is, what, *unintelligible*
Now, look at him, he's a nice lil, he's a nice lil baby
Look at him, I know, but you telling me my baby contaminated, my blood contaminated
No, I didn't say that, all I want to say is this
He may stand a chance of having, your son may be, a Barre baby
A Barre baby? What's a Barre baby?