Alright, so I think we've reached the point in the album where I should just go ahead and tell you guys a story
It's a really good story, I think you're gonna like it a lot
So gather 'round the campfire kids!

So anyway, one day I was like, walking around and I was thinking about you
You know I went outside, took a nice stroll, and I couldn't stop thinking about you
And you know, that really sucks, because honestly, I fucking hate your guts
You suck, and I never wanna see you again
So thinking about you really, it doesn't do anything good for me
Well I went back to my house, and I saw this frying pan in my kitchen
So I decided to pick it up, and you know, like any normal person would do, I bashed it against my head like fifty times
You know
I was bleeding a lot, I fell down on the floor
It hurt.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it hurt a lot
And, yeah, I was just bleeding everywhere, and I really couldn't think of anything
I mean, I'd basically forgotten everything
I forgot my name
I couldn't even remember my name
I didn't even know where I was, I was basically high
And it was really weird, 'cause I kept trying to think of things, and all I could think of was nothing
I couldn't think of anything, I... I had forgotten everything!
It was insane! I just didn't know what to think, I didn't know what to do!
I was scared, and I was bleeding
I mean, obviously I was bleeding, I fucking put a hole in my head, but you know, it was pretty fucked up!
I didn't know what to do! I was scared!
Like, what the fuck was I supposed to do?
I mean, yeah I didn't know about you, I didn't even know my name, so I kind of accomplished the goal I was trying to accomplish, but it didn't work like I thought it was going to and...
Well you know, I can't really complain, because I did what I was trying to do
I mean, I did it to forget you
That was the whole point, and it worked
You know, I did it
And, yeah, I mean, I tried to forget you, I forgot you, problem solved
I'm gonna die in a week, but, you know, whatever
It's basically the same thing