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Da Police Be Keepin’ Me Safe
[Verse 1:]
I was walking down the street one day and then I saw a man shoot a baby
And I called the cops on him and they responded to it
I was really worried that I would lose my life
If it weren't for the cops I would be in strife
And I thought to myself on that special day
"Hey, I love the cops, okay?"
How can you deny the positive presence they have on our lives?
They are always doing good things and they are never doing bad things
Everything they do is justified
Because they sometimes can save lives

[Chorus:]
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are bad, then I think that you're not rad
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are jerks, then I think that you're the worst

[Verse 2:]
When a bad man comes into your house
And tries to steal your favorite blouse
You know who you're gonna call
You're gonna call the cops
Da police always do what's right
They're gonna help you stay out of fights
And they always sneak around at night
Shooting men who cause a fright
[Chorus:]
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are bad, then I think that you're not rad
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are jerks, then I think that you're the worst

[Skit:]
Keith!
Yeah?
It's your turn to rap!
What am I rapping about?
The police!
Oh, I can do that
Yeah?
Yeah!

[Verse 3: Keith (A Cool Guy):]
Da police are really like me 'cause they always get down and they like to smoke weed
And da police are nice to me 'cause I'm a good boy and my name is Keith
Da police know that I don't do the bad stuff and I never want to get rough
I only smoke the good drugs the same ones that they smoke
Da police shoot black people in the back and we all know this is really whack
But did you ever think about why? It's because the cops are always high!
Drugs can do some pretty bad stuff but if you say they're all bad I'm calling your bluff
It's true that the cops will arrest you but you just gotta chill and smoke a doob
Soemtimes I think that the cops are bad but then I put down my blunt
When you think about it with an unaltered mind, the cops are really kind
And I just want to thank them for everything they do
The cops are here to protect us, the cops are here for you
[Chorus:]
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are bad, then I think that you're not rad
Da police be keepin' me safe and they always bring me to my happy place
If you think that the cops are jerks, then I think that you're the worst