Vampire Weekend
Broken Washing Machine
[Verse 1]
She's not old or orthodox
I don't know why she called the cops
Two kids in the stairwell
They won't do it again

[Refrain]
I don't yell or intervene
'Cause I don't know how to keep things clean
Bad blood with the neighbors
Broken washing machine

[Non-Lyrical Chorus]

[Verse 2]
He's not cheap, he pays for lunch
He's from the land of the Monster Munch
But all that charm just vanished
When the meeting came to an end

[Refrain]
I don't yell or intervene
'Cause I can't tell what the hell he means
Bad blood with the waiter
Broken washing machinе
[Bridge]
No lie, the common spaces diеd
Old lies are hanging out to dry

[Refrain]
I don't care, I'm leaving soon
Left my keys in the living room
Bad blood with the neighbors
Broken washing machine

[Non-Lyrical Chorus]