[Morgan Freeman]
This is Dave
He tells jokes for a living
Hopefully he makes people laugh, but these days it’s a high stakes game

Hmm, how did we get here, I wonder?
I don’t mean that metaphorically, I’m really asking: how did Dave get here?
I mean, what the fuck is this?

But what do I know? I’m just Morgan Freeman.

Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is if you say anything… you risk everything. But if that’s the way it’s gotta be—okay, fine, fuck it!

Ahahah, he’s back folks!