[Verse 1]
I never loved him, he never reached me
He was just someone, someone I knew
I think about him on alternate Thursdays
When I haven't got anything better to do

[Verse 2]
He's got a problem if he thinks I need him
I couldn't care less now that we're through
I only sit home and wait for his phone call
When I haven't got anything better to do

[Bridge]
Wasn't I awfully smart
Not to fall and break my heart?

[Verse 3]
And when he kissed me, he never, ever moved me
It wasn't thrilling, fantastic or new
So, if I'm crying, I'm only crying
'Cause I haven't got anything better
I haven't got anything better
I haven't got anything better to do