Kefka:
Back for more? Fear my presence! Iāve reached true transcendence!
Foresee this! Giegue grovels as I sing forth my Vengeance!
I HATE HATE HATE YOU! Your end comes: beyond chaos
Is a Forsaken fetusāawakenedābyāa finer finalāboss!
Life⦠Dreams⦠You...āThese things I'm going to destroy!
Listen to the voices! They pray for the death of this annoyance!
Static screen, make you scream! Youāre doomed with a Fatal Wound
So donāt cry for the Mother who should have aborted you
Giygas:
The Embodiment of Evilās on the beat to truly leave you beat
You're Earthbound for a second defeat. Now isnāt that sweet?
I feel... good⦠nigh victorious, in fact!
You see, you cannot grasp the true form of Giygasās attack!
Quit your whining, Pokey Bitch, and you say that Iām fetal?
Itās not right⦠Not right⦠that youāre pitifully feeble...
Heartlessly rip an angelās wings as seraphim sing soft...
Beware the infinite darkness that shall consume a false god
Lavos:
One Twenty Four; itās time! Apocalypse has arrived
With sixty-five million rhymes to leave your energy deprived!
Iām a Star, Man! Watch me as I devour your dreams!
This deity's a ballerina! I Dark Will blast you to smithereens!
Shock you to your Core, better get out of my para-sight!
You Magi-Canāt fight when I recite a lullaby tonight!
Spitting more Terra-ble rhymes is just Un-Ness-ecary!
Like eras where you prevail, your victoryās imaginary!
Majora:
Now itās time to get whipped, bitch! Eldritch demon thinks youāre kitsch!
Incarnation demolished! Wrath abound to punish this!
Ocean Palace porcupine! You think you hate humankind?
Epochs ago I realized: Big Fire shanāt stand the test of time!
This is the moon, you lunatic! Hypnotic hues! Iām Quixotic!
Your rhymes are full of dissonance! I shatter shells with vehemence!
Look what Iāve come Chrono A-Cross! Wipe away the day of poor Lavos!
CONSUME THE LUNAR SPHERE AND FALL ATOP A LEECH ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Dollmaker:
Oh, dollface, we are two alike, for my ambitions are thus masked!
Four Giants came to beat your ass but by one now you shall be trashed!
Rhymes Infernal, but alas, this train is not the Spirit Tracks!
You think that Iām a Ruined man? Go view into the Looking Glass!
Iāve got the key, itās purpose which, is leaving all you Houndsditched!
Your prostitutionās nothing new; End your fetish, rip your whips!
So listen please, donāt be Lizzie, or I prove Iām Fierce Deity!
The Queen of Hearts shall serve you well, so follow to my guillotine!
Queen Sectonia:
The steaks are high, Angus, so now Iām gonna grill āya!
This bloom will spell your doom against the FLOWERED Queen Sectonia!
Iām the engineer of your demise, so hush, Here Comes your sleep, Man!
But thereās naught but night terrors when in MY Eternal Dreamland!
The Royal Road has led us to the True Arenaās final form!
You suck more than Hypernova, but Iām edgier than a Vorpal Sword!
My beauty rivals all! Why did you dare ascend my stalk?
Twas brillig but with Triple Threat I slayed thee like the Jabberwock
Bowser:
Iām about to spit fire! On the mic, Iām a beast!
Who will swat down this wasp until sheās DeDeDeceased!
Donāt you need your beauty sleep? This monarchās armies arenāt enough
No way for you to wing it when youāre crippled, Deluxe!
Aināt this Peachy, bitch, Iām bad to the bone!
The true King rules ya as I overthrow your throne!
Your twisted tyranny Mirrors imagery--youāre delicate and fragile!
Thanks queenie, but it seems your victory is in another castle!
King K. Rool:
Yarr outta luck, Koopa, Krocodile Iāll Krush ya!
Your airships aināt shit when Iām going bananas!
My raps are cacophonous! Itās a cruel duel for you!
Since this overcooked turtleās all high on his Mushrooms!
Iām a reasonable raving derangable despot
With Galleons of rhymes to blast your fortress to rocks!
Stop blundering ābout or Iāll Barrel Blast your K. Lumsy ass!
Because youāre the one burning when I give you the axe!
Neo Metal Sonic:
Scanning these lifeforms⦠Not as good as a Badnik!
It appears your whole verse was a Flying Krock of shit!
You fell into my Klaptrap! The Metal Madness begins!
Iāve more KAOS Control, so your invention was for Knautilus!
Time to show you What Iām Made Of! For you, itās too late!
Because your mere existence only gives me more hate!
So bow down to your master, or just like me, youāre screwed!
āCuz youāre the shittiest member of the DK Crew!
Ballos:
Welcome to my Sacred Grounds! Allow me to Quote my victory!
This scrapped slaved doppelganger will perish in this Cave Story!
Leave rusty junk bloodstained cause your failure is laughable
When an all-mighty robot canāt take down forest animals!
Iāll cause more Misery than my kin and play your fate like a CD!
With my all seeing eyes, I Jen-can tell you wonāt beat me!
Spewing it PAINFUL and HOT to put an Overlord under
His Overdrive will overflow when struck by my mighty thunder
GLaDOS and Wheatley:
Iāll torture you again, so proceed with caution
Iām sure youād love a taste of my verbal neurotoxin
This hate given flesh will fall, unlike his throne
Meet my turrets, with a smile and a bullet and a Hello!
Iām taking over with my vast intellect
Spike plates to the face to mash brains to a wreck!
Youāll meet your doom on the moon as youāre launched into SPACE!
Chell could beat you empty-handed, so get out of my⦠uhā¦
Dr. Neo Cortex:
Face my Wrath, you with negative conscience
Now Cave to my onslaught and fall like Mr. Johnson!
Ripper Roo you through and through, now a Titan attacks
Donāt even need a reason when Cortex Strikes Back!
Because my raps N. Trance you with my ever present N. Tropy
I Want You dead and Gone as I shall emulate your empathy
So go to Android Hell, a fate attuned to your lunacy!
Any attempts to try and heal will meet you Wumpa Fruitlessly
Dr. Fetus:
That Crashed and burned more than the whole Cortex Vortex
āCause your egoās the only thing thatās bigger than your forehead
Uka Uka, this monkeyās just a tattooed Nerd
Gene slice you in half and then flip you the bird
My Mind is Over this Mutant! Iāll Crunch your every fault
If you factor in the Factory, youāre under assault!
With the better N. Brio Iāll put an end to this Twinsanity
Send you to Little Horn for your utter inhumanity
Dr. Wily:
Youāre in Treble now! You bastard! I bring the verbal Rap-ture
This Devilās turning Yellow against the robot rapping master
I saw how you had killed the buzz, Iāll turn your life to a Dark World
For no kidnapping attempts of yours can Bandage you completely, Girl!
The world is mine, just like this fight, so letās see you meat your demise!
I laugh at a Metal Man copycat and his unborn infantile cries!
So suck my P. H. D., my promise binds like Isaac, understood?
Iāll remove you from your jar and sell your organs to Planned Parenthood!
Shao Kahn:
Prepare to Die! Charging Spikes! Itās Officially grim
And I'll watch this weakling grovel just before I have to Finish Him!
Infect you, bitch! Iām sick like a Maverick Virus!
With an MC Wrath Hammer it's clear you can't touch this!
Donāt make me laugh when you think you can win, cuz you Sure Kahnāt!
Iāll risk a chance to Double Down til you have Zero Gutsman!
Think youāre Wily? This Coyoteās gonna get Rocked and Rolled
When his headās crushed and I consume your feeble little soul
Dracula:
This roided boy is busy hitting Home Runs in his stadium
But Iāll crush an entire clan! Thatās while Iām scourging Transylvania!
My cadence is Harmonious like a Symphony of the Night!
And youāre batty if you think that thereās just bark to my bite!
Your defeat is in the Alu-cards when I Ridicule your hydra heads!
Konquer me? Please, Iāll send you Outworld instead!
So Hara-Kiri if you will, Iāll have time to ready a hearse
Ending in Annihilation! A horrible film to have a curse!
Xemnas:
Nothingness is eternal, into Oblivion youāre consumed
But your Judgement shall not stand, SaĆÆx! My word is Absolute
So Chocula, your time is up and now your curse is crumbling
Youāre Nobody to me, and thatās really saying something
Decapitate this vamp and Iām ahead of the game!
Iāll X you out An' then Sem after I add it to my name
My power is Infinity! The true master of the thirteen
Thus was my Interdiction, call me Superior of the In-Between
Nihilanth:
This hollow bastardās unstable and inside, incomplete!
Not just Heartless, youāre hopeless, when you step up to me!
Face your Kingdom Broken Heart, the key to why you lost your sanity
Youāll become the Man Who Never Was because youāre ALL-VANITY!
Letās go the Distance, for itās clear youāll only Drop me in your Dreams
You will never know the truth when you are blown to smithereens
Die⦠you all die⦠Hunt you down, call me Combine
Slash you into Two Days because you didnāt live a Half-Life!
Master Hand, Crazy Hand, and Tabuu:
Enter my dimension? There's no way you'll withstand!
You could say I've got this Brawl in the palm of my hand!
If you raise your Vorti-gauntlets, Iāll make sure your deathās fantastic
A Decaying baby winning in this Melee? Classic!
You've met the creator, now get Smashed by the Omega
Nihilās Harder than this Event, Xen you realize youāre damneda
Iāve Broken all of the Targets, flowing perfectly and formless
Because the Core of my verse is that youāll succumb in our fortress
Ascending to my Battlefield: Final Destination, this rhyme!
Raze these wastes of Subspace whom I puppeted through time
Game and Watch me ROB this victory and Off Wave to perfection
Youāre not all even worthy for my Amiibo collection!
Sans:
It's a beautiful day outside...
Flowers are blooming...
Birds are singing...
On days like these...
Let's just get to the point, I've got a bone to pick
Calling me the monster makes you all hypocrites
This comic here has an Undertale to tell:
Kids like you SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL
I'm striking you down, don't expect to be SPAREd
Or else you'll get dunked on beyond compare
I warned you before initiating genocide
Yet now it appears you want to have a bad time
Tibi-honest, this battle's gotten quite crowded
I've got a skele-ton more disses. I'LL ALLOW IT!
Servin' you burns like a fry cook at Grillby's
20 different tries and you still can't kill me
With hotland rhymes, I'm waterfall flowey-in
Whereas your hearts are all frozen, Snowdin
Got no heroes left in your inventory
Better ketchup before this gets as-gory!
Flowey:
Howdy! It seems that this wretched worldās doomed
Though your enemiesā souls now have all been consumed!
Youāre the real Dreemurr if you think you have skills!
Iāve made it quite clear that it's KILL or be KILLED!
YouR beSt NIgHTmARE waS DeVIseD by VioLeNcE!
DoEs IT BRoTHEr yoU thAt YoU're SANs pAPyrUs?
I AM yOUr omeGA! tHE UnDERgROUND's GoD!
I guesS ThAt yOuR vIcTOry WAS pHoToSHOPPed!
Sans:
Determination allows you to keep trying
But your termination implies you keep dying!
I know you want to reset, so fine, go ahead
I'll always be here to help turn the floor red
Despite your monstrous persecution
You seem to fail at your rap's execution
Bone up and get it through your cranium:
You're filled with LOVE and megalomania
Your sins are crawling down your back
In a literal sense, your karma attacks
My insults amalgamate into a bone chiller
You're worse than that dirty brother killer
But still you don't realize, this isn't just a game
You've got to learn to quit, and that day's today
And thus you realize when you never are SAVEd:
You all called for help, but nobody came