Stephen Sondheim
Now Point One
[OSGOOD, spoken]
Excuse me, but could you direct me to the Cookie Jar? Just a moment, Nurse? Are you from Dr. Detmold's asylum?

[FAY, spoken]
Yes. I'm the head nurse

[OSGOOD, spoken]
Good! I'm Dr. Detmold's new assistant, Dr. Jane Borden. My train was delayed at the town beyond the valley. They have what they think is a miracle there!

[FAY, spoken]
Yes, we've just heard

[OSGOOD, spoken]
Well, hear this! Now, point one! I am a woman of science, control, order, reason, and logic!

[FAY, spoken]
Oh, no

[OSGOOD, spoken]
I shall take thеse beings who are human on a quick march to that miraclе, real or imaginary. If anyone of any race, creed, or color tries to stop you from taking that miracle, wait until you see the whites of their eyes and then spit! And spit hard! Human beings, attention! Forward march!
Hut-two-three-four! Hut-two-three-four!

[FAY, spoken]
Hapgood!