[GROUP A]
Hooray for A, the Group that's well-adjusted
Everyone can be trusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Have fun with One, the Group that's not neurotic
Everyone's patriotic in Group One!

[ALL]
Dignity, integrity and so on
We haven't much to go on
Still we go on
We've a platform strong enough to grow on!

[GROUP A]
Whenever they cheer, we're incensed!

[GROUP ONE]
Whatever they're for, we're against!

[GROUP A]
Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood can be trusted
Friend of the well-adjusted in Group A!

[GROUP ONE]
Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood's patriotic
Friend of thе unneurotic in Group One!
[ALL]
Hapgood has no answers or suggеstions
Only a lot of questions
We like questions
What's the use of answers or suggestions?

[GROUP A]
As long as we're told where to go

[GROUP ONE]
There isn't a thing we need to know!

[GROUP A]
Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood can be trusted
Friend of the well-adjusted in Group A