[DIONYSOS, spoken]
The time is the present, the place, Ancient Greece
Let me introduce myself: I am Dionysos, God of Wine

[XANTHIAS, spoken]
Half a god, your mother was mortal

[DIONYSOS, spoken]
It still counts. My slave, Xanthias
Mind your manners, and pick up the baggage

[DIONYSOS & XANTHIAS, spoken]
So we can begin the play

[XANTHIAS, spoken]
I know, I know, I know

[DIONYSOS, spoken]
Yes. But first...