Stephen Sondheim
Baby June and Her Newsboys
[NEWSBOYS]
Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline!
Historical news is being made!
Extra! Extra! They're drawing a red line
Around the biggest scoop of the decade!
A barrel of charm, a fabulous thrill!
The biggest little headline in vaudeville:

(spoken)
Presenting
In person
That three-foot-three bundle of dynamite
Baby June!

[BABY JUNE, spoken]
Hello, everybody! My name is June! What's yours?

(sung)
Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new tricks
I'm very versatile!
And if you're real good
I'll make you feel good—
I want your spirits to climb
Just let me entertain you
And we'll have a real good time
Yes, sir!
We'll have a real good time!