[GUITEAU, spoken]
Guess who!
Did I surprise you?

[MOORE, spoken]
You scared me half to death

[GUITEAU, spoken]
(shouting) I AM A TERRIFYING AND IMPOSING FIGURE!
You know, you are a very handsome woman

[MOORE, spoken]
Thank you

[GUITEAU, spoken]
How would you like to be the wife of the Ambassador to France?

[MOORE, spoken]
That would be nice

[GUITEAU, spoken]
Come, let me steal a kiss

[MOORE, spoken]
I don't think so
[GUITEAU, spoken]
Oh, just one little kiss.​

[MOORE, spoken]
Stop

[GUITEAU, spoken]
Oh-ho ho! A coquette hey!

[MOORE, spoken]
Let go of me

[GUITEAU, spoken]
(shouting) I WANT A KISS!

[MOORE, spoken]
Are you alright?

[GUITEAU, spoken]
I am more then alright. I am extraordinary. I am to be reckoned with. I am the next Ambassador to France!

[CONDUCTOR, spoken]
Your train is on track six, Mr. President

[GUITEAU, spoken]
President Garfield!
[GARFIELD, spoken]
Yes?

[GUITEAU, spoken]
I want to be Ambassador to France!

[GARFIELD, spoken]
I'm sorry?

[GUITEAU, spoken]
I want to be Ambassador to France

[GARFIELD, spoken]
Mad as a hatter...