[ROSE, spoken]
Are you ready, Louise?

[LOUISE, spoken]
Yes, Momma

[ROSE, spoken]
Ready, girls?

[COMPANY, spoken]
Yes, Madame Rose!

[ROSE, spoken]
Now, don't let the past discourage you
Remember, you are artists of the theater

[ROSE]
Pam pam padam padam padam padam
Rump pam pada rump pam pada...

[ROSE, spoken]
Madame Rose's Toreadorables

[COMPANY]
Rrrrrrr, Ay ay ay ay ay!
Extra! Extra! Hey, look at the headline!
Historical news is being made
Extra! Extra! They're drawing a red line
Around the biggest scoop of the decade

A barrel of joy, a fabulous thrill
The biggest little headline in Vaudeville

[ROSE, spoken]
Now sell it! Sell it!

[COMPANY, spoken]
Presenting
In person
That five-foot-five bundle of dynamite
Señorita Louise

[ROSE, spoken]
Come on Louise! Come on!

[LOUISE, spoken]
Olé, everybody
My name's Louise!
What's yours?

[ROSE, spoken]
Well, it's coming along