[ROSE]
Funny
You're a stranger who's come here
Come from another town

Funny
I'm a stranger myself
Small world, isn't it?

Funny
You're a man who goes traveling
Rather than settling down

Funny
'Cause I'd love to go traveling
Small world, isn't it?

We have so much in common
It's a phenomenon
We could pool our resources
By joining forces from now on

Lucky
You're a man who likes children
That's an important sign
Lucky
I'm a woman with children
Small world, isn't it?
Funny, isn't it?
Small, and funny, and fun

[HERBIE]
We have so much in common
It's a phenomenon
We could pool our resources
By joining forces from now on

[HERBIE, spoken]
Rose, is this act of yours any good?

[ROSE, spoken]
Good? It's great
And June is sensational!
Will you see it?

[ROSE, TOGETHER]
Lucky
You're a man who likes children
That's an important sign

[ROSE, HERBIE, TOGETHER]
Lucky
I'm (you're) a woman with children
Small world, isn't it?
Funny, isn't it? isn't it?
Small, and funny, and fine