[Intro]
Now then guys
It's Christmas and we're back on the road again, oh-oh

[Chorus]
What does Santa want for a takeaway?
What does Santa want on his plate?
What does Santa want for a takeaway?
What does Santa want on his plate? Hey
Is it pies? Is it peas? Is it pasta for me?
Santa don't know, just give him some cheese
What does Santa want for a takeaway?
What does Santa want on his plate?

[Verse 1]
Now then guys, back on the sledge again
Passed the Northern lights to see my friends (Hey-oh)
Down to Leeds, Manchester too
We're off to London, Scotland don't forget you (Hight and low)
Remind me of Dublin, we're here to see ya
The snow is falling, I'm gonna eat ya
Here we go through the snow
Ho-ho-ho and a ho-ho-ho (Eh)

[Chorus]
What does Santa want for a takeaway? (He's at it again)
What does Santa want on his plate? (It's in his plate)
What does Santa want for a takeaway? (What a big lad)
What does Santa want on his plate? Hey
Is it pies? Is it peas? Is it pasta for me? (I'll have some)
Santa don't know, just give him some cheese (Are you off the cheese?)
What does Santa want for a takeaway?
What does Santa want on his plate?
[Verse 2]
I'm hanging with my mate the polar bear
Let's have some dinner at my table and chair (We're drivin')
Good job he's brushed his hair (Haha, I have)
Now we'll wash our hands and sit over there (Oh yes)
Here comes the elf, he's out to play (Naughty one)
Mischief is what he does, hey-hey-hey-hey (Yeah, lad, that elf, get him)
Get off my sleigh, I've got one thing to say
Put your knacker cracker away (Oh days)

[Chorus]
What does Santa want for a takeaway?
What does Santa want on his plate? (Kebabs?)
What does Santa want for a takeaway? (Burgers and chips?)
What does Santa want on his plate? Hey (I've put weight on)
Is it pies? Is it peas? Is it pasta for me? (Pizza)
Santa don't know, just give him some cheese (Come on, Santa)
What does Santa want for a takeaway? (He wants it all)
What does Santa want on his plate? (Mean spice)

[Outro]
Santa
What? What is it?
It's a solid ten from me