I must Confess
In 2019, there's been a lot of stress
But there's been a lot of progress
This year, This year it's been one of the best
Greta Thunberg says it's appalling
(we'll be watching u)
I might bring her on stage when I'm performing
(I should of been)
She was spitting like 'How dare you?'
They're failing us, in thirty years who's saving us?
(it's all wrong)
You don't care about the ecosystem
You don't care about global warming
You might not care about all that
Camila Cabello, that was sentimental
Was it on purpose, or was it accidental
Cause I know you got that royal pencil
(I still have it)
I wonder write some bars for the royal pencil
(No, you have to give it back)
It's very very, very very, very very, very unacceptable
(ok)
These days you can't trust nobody
Poor Colleen Rooney, all because of Rebekah Vardy
She's not posting on social media hardly
Online you have got to be moving smartly
I think that was bang out of order
Uber Eats, yeah man need to order (I'm hungry)
Listen clear, and follow my (order)
I'm like John Bercow, when I'm making order
On school run, I've gotta be on time in the morning
I tell my kids like Kylie Jenner: Rise and Shine (come on kids)
Didn't believe my family (you're joking)
Didn't believe my friend
What, Game of Thrones has come to an end?
Anthony Joshua's back to his self again
Got what? Got what? He's got the belt again
If he lost that would've been very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very unacceptable
Not gonna like it was getting gassed though
When I saw Stormzy headlining at Glasto
Coming from guts, coming from glory
Top Boy (Top Boy), Blue Story
England winning the cricket world cup
Liverpool winning the champions league
Olivia Colman winning an oscar
(this is hilarious)
RIP to Nipsey Hussle
RIP to Keith Flint
2019, that's just a little hint
(yeah)
This year just comes like a bulldozer (force)
If this year was a car, It would get pulled over
Part from that, it's been very, very, very, very, very, very, very exceptional