[Verse]
Reba sink a boulder in the water
Reba tie a cable to a tree
Reba stuck in a game of lipstick perfume flypaper
Reba press a razor to a slide, cross a needle with a prune
Knee deep in the motel tub
Reba dangle ladle form her lip, dip, sip
Reba babble to the nag with the lipstick perfume
Mutter to a farmer in a truck
Take a peek at the cheetah, Reba
Cheetah on the prowl in a cage, sink a boulder in the water
Tie a cable to a tree
Mutter "nature" to the nag
With the lipstick perfume
Reba flush a fleshfarm leftover thunder in a circle
Down the pipes

[Chorus]
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store
[Bridge 1]
Reba put a stopper at the bottom of the tub
Picked up a jar, unscrewed the top, and watched it drop into the water
A little scoop of plaster mix, some coffee grounds and mud
And then she stirred it with the ladle that her Grandmother had bought her
Threw in a pot of melted wax, a forefoot, and a hoof
Apple core, worms galore, a can of some corrosive
Coconuts and chloroform, some wicker and some cork
Toxic waste, some purple paste she hoped was not explosive
Reba dip a ladle for a taste of her creation
And she knew that what she made would be the finest in the nation

[Chorus]
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge 2]
*whistling*

[Chorus]
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store, oh
Bag it, tag it