[Verse 1]
I had not thought about it
She appears from nothing
Out the blue

[Verse 2]
I sink in full armour
The lake is oil of misery
Get ready, slurp it up

[Verse 3]
She held out her hand outspoken
I refused to be saved
My plastic straw

[Refrain]
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
My plastic straw
Argh
Argh
Argh
Ow!
My plastic straw
[Outro]
Very sensitive
Very sensitive
Very sensitive men
Very sensitive
Very sensitive
Very sensitive men