[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh yeah

[Verse 1]
My girl and I was at the motel on a rendezvous (Yeah)
Makin' sweet, sweet love like we always do
I fell asleep and when I woke up, my girl was gone (Yes, she was)
She text me a picture on my telephone

[Chorus]
She took my drawers
Said she gonna put it on TikTok and get a million views
She took my drawers
The girl just threatened me, y'all, to put it on the evening news
She took my drawеrs
She say she love mе (She said it), she said she care
She took my drawers
Why in the hell did she take my underwear?
Here's another thing

[Verse 2]
These boxers are special, a gift from my wife to me (Gift from my wife to me)
As a symbol of our love on our 21st anniversary (Yeah)
Had her picture on the front (Oh), and mine on the back (Oh)
Lawd have mercy, I'm 'bout to have me a heart attack
[Chorus]
She took my drawers
She called and she told me she gon' put it on Instagram (On the 'Gram, y'all)
She did that, y'all
Like Florida said, damn, damn, damn
She took my drawers
I called my mama, she said "Boy, that's what you get"
Sure enough did that, y'all
"Just like your daddy, doing that ignant sh-"
Listen

[Verse 3]
She could've took my wallet (She could've took my wallet), and all my cash (All my cash)
Covered me up with poison ivy, and given me a rash (Oh, oh, oh, oh)
She could've gave me the Covid (No, not the Covid), or that RSV (RSV)
Put somethin' in the food to make me sick as I can be

[Chorus]
She took my drawers
I just checked the internet and I ain't seen nothin' yet
She snitching, y'all
I shoud've known she wasn't no good from the moment that we left
She took my drawers
I can't tell my wife those drawers ain't mine
She did that, y'all
I gotta convince my wife she stole 'em off our clothesline
She took my drawers
Oh, ooh, why did that girl do this to me?
She took my drawers
Girl, you got my soul, oh-oh-oh, in misery
She took my drawers (She took my drawers)
Oh, oh, oh yeah
She took my drawers (She took my drawers)
Somebody help me find her
She got my drawers