Throw the Goo Goo Dolls off Niagra Falls
They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall
Eminem can shove it, so can Doja Cat
Every note they sing is either sharp or flat

Think we’re gonna lose, then you’re smoking crack
Everybody shout: “Heavy metal’s back!”

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink-182
All those little pansies sound like doggy doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking out their hair
They’re not worth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard, where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kill those stupid lunkheads who program MTV
They can kiss my ass with all the record companies
Death to Harry Styles, he makes me wanna cry
Adele and Lady Gaga, they both gotta die
Death to Justin Bieber, death to Post Malone
Nails on a chalkboard makes a better tone

50 Cent is over, so is Kanye West
The science is in, heavy metal’s the best

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal